http://confessions.grouphug.us/ This one from page 2 made me smile - albeit sadly:
My wife has just left me, she packed up her stuff and moved out. I didn’t get in the way or cause any hassle for her as she did so. The one thing I did do, however, was coat her vibrator in Tabasco hot-sauce.
And my favourite from:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ (415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Also, if you've never before experienced your brains seeping out and running away, they're so scared, try
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ Basically, the BBC has a Have Your Say commenting section, populated by the type of idiots who were so stupid they couldn't even post in The Times' comments section. This website very kindly collates all the nutjobs from HYS for you. For instance:
The UK government needs to spy on the people. Islam is spreading with her global plan and it doesnt matter if she uses violence, as long as all cultures get consumed for allah and the counterfeit that is their sharia law. Many of the ordinary people likewise simply wont behave themselves. Many teenagers have gone feral and refuse to work (its the same in Australia).. . . (continues ranting)
And my favourite: Why will it take until 2020 to land on the moon again? If they’ve already done it 40 years ago, why can’t they just go ahead and do it again now?
Dave Blake