Well phooey
You'll die from a Drug or Alcohol accident.
Let's face it - when you get drunk/high you lose all control and do stupid stuff. Unfortunately in your case those propaganda anti-escapism commercials prove true.
'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com
HEY but at least I can see that it happens mostly in the square labeled "Heart attack during sex", so does that at least guarantee a sexy death???