Fuck, I live in one hell of an idiocracy.
No toy soldiers under school's weapons ban That's right. A hat decorated with toy soldiers. The toy soldiers had toy guns. You know, because soldiers like to defend our country with a balloon and a kiss. Oh, wait, no, they do tend to use weapons.
Fuck you, Tiogue School in Coventry. And any other school who not only has zero tolerance, but zero god damned common sense. I grew up playing cops and robbers and using toy guns. So did most people over 30. Most of us didn't shoot anyone, you moronic pieces of refuse. Brains. Get you some.
Can we please stop with zero tolerance policies? All they do is destroy people's ability to process an actual, logical thought.