This is what we call "jumping the gun"

[nikitangel]

OMG, the rent for this entire one-bedroom HOUSE is less than I was paying for my "cozy" one-bedroom, converted-attic apartment here.  It's less than three miles from BuzzMetrics!  And there's ... it has ... and ... it's .... I want.

::continues to dream dreamily::

ETA:  And THIS one.  ::whimpers::