There are a number of things I could have chosen to write about in this letter. I could have chosen to write about how Mr. Nikita Wolfpaw uses faddism as a hammer to forge the selfish couch potatoes who will infiltrate and then dominate and control the mass media as soon as our backs are turned. Or I might have chosen to write something about the way that his plans for the future turn the stomachs of those who know even a little about the real world. But, instead, I've decided to devote this entire letter to explaining how I myself must unequivocally add my voice to the chorus of those who institute change. With this letter, I hope to expose the connections between the socially inept problems that face us and the key issues of adversarialism and sectarianism. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Mr. Wolfpaw's ability to capitalize on the economic chaos, racial tensions, and social discontent of the current historical moment can be explained in large part by the following. I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Mr. Wolfpaw's voluble, demonic announcements please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one turning spoiled brats loose against us good citizens. I'm not the one forcing me to walk around with a mountain of pain and suffering welled up inside me. And I'm not the one giving rise to muddleheaded buggers.
Mr. Wolfpaw's statements such as "The sun rises just for Mr. Wolfpaw" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. He uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. Now let's have some fun and examine a few of Mr. Wolfpaw's more ridiculous statements. First, Mr. Wolfpaw said that his rodomontades will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society. That's rather unruly, isn't it? Later on, he claimed that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. What this really means is that he wants to turn our country into a delusional cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime.
Though the dangerous spring up like grass and clumsy, insane loonies flourish, they are doomed to be destroyed forever -- especially if we bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. In particular, it does not take much perspicacity to see that Mr. Wolfpaw is so conscienceless, I could develop an eating disorder. An equal but opposite observation is that whenever I turn around I see him breaking down our communities. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. His shills, who are legion, have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times -- stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize his atrabilious quips. It is indisputably not a pretty sight.
There may be absolutely nothing we can do to prevent Mr. Wolfpaw from making good on his word to revive an arcadian past that never existed. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his apostles, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to improve the physical and spiritual quality of life for the population at present and for those yet to come. The time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must truly expand people's understanding of Mr. Wolfpaw's stroppy, repulsive practices. The first step in that process is to realize that his attempts to take rights away from individuals whom only Mr. Wolfpaw perceives as yellow-bellied are much worse than mere poststructuralism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about Mr. Nikita Wolfpaw are, I urge you to help me put the fear of the gods into him.
There are a number of things I could have chosen to write about in this letter. I could have chosen to write about how Mr. Nikita Wolfpaw uses faddism as a hammer to forge the selfish couch potatoes who will infiltrate and then dominate and control the mass media as soon as our backs are turned. Or I might have chosen to write something about the way that his plans for the future turn the stomachs of those who know even a little about the real world. But, instead, I've decided to devote this entire letter to explaining how I myself must unequivocally add my voice to the chorus of those who institute change. With this letter, I hope to expose the connections between the socially inept problems that face us and the key issues of adversarialism and sectarianism. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Mr. Wolfpaw's ability to capitalize on the economic chaos, racial tensions, and social discontent of the current historical moment can be explained in large part by the following. I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Mr. Wolfpaw's voluble, demonic announcements please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one turning spoiled brats loose against us good citizens. I'm not the one forcing me to walk around with a mountain of pain and suffering welled up inside me. And I'm not the one giving rise to muddleheaded buggers.
Mr. Wolfpaw's statements such as "The sun rises just for Mr. Wolfpaw" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. He uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. Now let's have some fun and examine a few of Mr. Wolfpaw's more ridiculous statements. First, Mr. Wolfpaw said that his rodomontades will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society. That's rather unruly, isn't it? Later on, he claimed that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. What this really means is that he wants to turn our country into a delusional cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime.
Though the dangerous spring up like grass and clumsy, insane loonies flourish, they are doomed to be destroyed forever -- especially if we bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. In particular, it does not take much perspicacity to see that Mr. Wolfpaw is so conscienceless, I could develop an eating disorder. An equal but opposite observation is that whenever I turn around I see him breaking down our communities. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. His shills, who are legion, have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times -- stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize his atrabilious quips. It is indisputably not a pretty sight.
There may be absolutely nothing we can do to prevent Mr. Wolfpaw from making good on his word to revive an arcadian past that never existed. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by his apostles, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to improve the physical and spiritual quality of life for the population at present and for those yet to come. The time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must truly expand people's understanding of Mr. Wolfpaw's stroppy, repulsive practices. The first step in that process is to realize that his attempts to take rights away from individuals whom only Mr. Wolfpaw perceives as yellow-bellied are much worse than mere poststructuralism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about Mr. Nikita Wolfpaw are, I urge you to help me put the fear of the gods into him.
p.s. http://www.pakin.org/complaint
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