3 year olds make church fun :-D

May 06, 2007 02:38



I went to my nieces first communion and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at church before.

Hannah, 3, is one cute little loud mouth. She's shouting my nieces name during prayer, grabbing strangers' hair, tugging on their shoulder to see what they are doing, clearly oblivious to the fact that one must simply keep their hands to themselves.

At one point, she starts shouting things such as:

'I'm not ever getting baptized'
'I'm not sharing bread with these people. There isn't plenty enough'

And the real kicker, which I would LOVE to know which person she learned this from, she shouted,

'BITCH HURT MY LEG!!'

She's 3 and I must say that was my most entertaining visit at the church. Random RPF swimming through my head right now.

Alright, I have to get that down. I've been writing little bits here and there of the next part of this might be the end. Maybe I'll get that done by Monday, hopefully :/

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