Some peculiar thoughts...stolen from OversightChat
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
* Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
* In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
* Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
* Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
* Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
* In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.