Post-it notes 4
Title: Post-it notes
Pairings: HanChul, SiMin, qmi, Eunhae if you squint.
Genre: crack
Rating: pg/pg-13-ish?
Warnings: none really, except for possible grammar-errors and weird Chinese phrases.
Summary: Basically a fic where Super Junior is having conversations with each
other and leaving messages to each other through post-it notes on the
fridge-door or something.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but ridiculous crack-ideas.
Part one: HERE
Part two: HERE
Part three: HERE
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Text message.
~*~
To: Leader
From: Hyuk
Maybe we should get out of the house.
They haven't see
each other for months.
Anything could happen.
To: Leader
From: Fishy
Heechul's room is making weird noises.
To: Wookie, Yesung, Hae, Hyukkie,
Shindong, Shisus
From: Leader
Alright! Everyone get to the car.
We're eating out.
To: Minnie
From: Leader
Don't go home tonight.
Heechul's alone with Hankyung.
To: Leader
From: Minnie
Hankyung-hyung is back? :D
To: Minnie
From: Leader
Yes. Just... don't go there.
You don't want to be
mind-scarred forever.
To: Leader
From: Minnie
Alrighty then~
I'll sleep at Yunho's.
See you tomorrow!
To: Minnie
From: Siwon
You're sleeping at Yunho's?
To: Wonnie <3
From: Minnie
Yes, since we can't go to
the dorm at the moment.
To: Minnie
From: Siwon
Why? Can't I just come and get you
when we know it's 'safe' to be back
in the dorms?
To: Wonnie <3
From: Minnie
It's ok, Wonnie.
Yunho said he's more than
happy to keep me here for tonight.
I'll be back tomorrow <3
But thanks <3
To: Leader
From: Siwon
We can't leave Sungmin-hyung
at TVXQ's dorm right?
To: Shisus
From: Leader
So you mean we have to pick
him up?
To: Leader
From: Siwon
YES.
BAD THINGS MIGHT
HAPPEN TO HIM!
To: Shisus
From: Leader
I refuse.
To: Leader
From: Siwon
Dictator.
To:Shisus
From: Leader
Oh shut up!
~*~
Post-it notes again.
~*~
So where did you guys
disappear to yesterday?
/Heenim
Dinner out.
/Yesung
Yeah, until Siwon decided that we
were gonna go and pick up Sungmin
at Yunho's.
/Hyuk
What? Why?
/Hankyung
He was convinced that
Minnie was in danger...
/Wookie.
I was not in danger!
I'm not talking to Wonnie
ever again.
/Danhobak
I said I was sorry!
/Siwon
What happened?
This is very interesting.
/Heenim
He ruined the dinner I had been
working so hard on making!
I will never talk to him again!
/Danhobak
I'm sorry!
/Siwon
Just leave him alone.
He'll come around.
You know how he is...
/Kyu
HYUK! I BOUGHT
STRAWBERRYMILK
FOR YOU!
/Hae
Ok, why?
/Hyuk
So, you'd forgive me!?
/Hae
Going out tonight~
/Donggeuri Dong Dong
Can I come with you?
/Danhobak
Soooo.... Hankyung and I are
going out. See you bitches later!
/Heenim
Have fun hyung!
/Yesung
Take care!
/Wookie
Alright... I've tried
EVERYTHING!
I have nothing left to try.
Why are you angry with
me Hyuk?
/Hae
You are such a flirt!
/Hyuk
That's why you're angry?
/Hae
Just figure it out on your own, idiot.
/Hyuk
Why are you still communicating with
post-it notes while standing next to each other?
/Shindong
It looks a bit stupid.
/Leader.
You are standing here too!
/Hyuk
I'm trying to do the dishes.
You're in my way.
/Wookie
Yeah, I'm going to my room now.
/Hyuk
SUNGMIN!
/Siwon
Lost and found this week:
Cake
Strawberry milk
Glitter
Louis Vuitton bag
Pokéball
Phone
Contact me if any of these items might be yours.
/manager-hyung
The bag is MiMi's.
/Kyu
You would know.
/Changmin
Shut up you.
/Kyu
Coming over this weekend Sungmin?
/Yunho
Maybe.
And I'm not talking
to you Siwon.
/Sungmin
But Sungmin!
I want to talk to you!
/Siwon
Still not talking to you.
/Min
Fine! I'll just go and hang
out with Donghae then.
/Siwon
Fine.
/Min
Fine.
/Siwon
Have fun.
/Min
Why can't you just talk?
/Donggeuri Dong Dong
Hyuk, call me when you see this!
/Danhobak
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READ PLEASE:
Oh well... here's the fourth part. I really don't know what's going on with this fic... so well... I just write this for the funz.
So... if you don't like it... well then... that's a pity. XD
And yes... this story started with them sending texts to each other to make it easier to progress "the story".
The whole Yunho/Sungmin idea is credited to my one true love its_klutzilla. And some other things in this part are inspired by conversations I had with her about this crack-fic.
Here's part 4 <3
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And for anyone that didn't get it.
Danhobak = Sungmin
Maknae/Game-Kyu/Kyu = Kyuhyun
Heedictator/Heenim = Heechul
God = Yunho
Hyuk/Hyukkie = Eunhyuk (Hyukjae)
Donggeuri Dong Dong = Shindong
Teukkie/Leader/Teuk = Leeteuk
Hae = Donghae
Chinaman = Hangeng
MiMi/Seasoning = Zhou Mi
Wookie = Ryeowook
Not sure if I missed any of the nick-names I used. yeah yeah.. whatever. I think you get it :D
Please do comment :D