My Ideal Man
I lost my list that I made in high school with Ashlee Erny so I have decided to make a brand new one. Here goes.
Looks:
1. Will have a shaved head
2. Will have green eyes
3. Will have occasional scuff but can shave it off and still look good.
4. Is between 5'6 and 5'10.
5. Has a beautiful smile
6. Has no chest hair or thin very thin fuz
7. If chest hair does occur-this must be Naired/waxed
8. Has a happy trail as hot as Kirk Cameron's
9. Nice muscles, not big muscles, but works out enough for himself and me.
10. Would or COULD do Yoga
11. Nice full luscious red, but not too red lips
12. The skin of James Farrior, kind of black and tan but white and not black...
13. (Definately not Asian. All other races are acceptable.) This used to be here but Robbie is part Asian and I love Robbie--so from now on this is acceptable. hahaha
14. No unibrow and tamed eyebrows please
15. Has a natural really good scent when you snuggle up by them
16. Cannot have weird long hair
Inner Things...
DOES NOT SMOKE
Drinks in moderation
Will have type O blood
Will not have any weird genetic disorders in their family history
Gets along with their family
Is an organ donor
Absolutely cannot snore
Hates cats
Walks/does other things for a certain cause (ie Cancer, Epilepsy, Animals, whatever)
Can speak/understand another language
Can dress himself nicely (does not wear red striped shirts everyday.)
Has fathered no children and if so is raising them to my approval.
Job and Education
Is sucessful at whatever they do
Has a college education or doesn't have a degree but has a REALLY good job
Doesn't whine about how much that hate their job, even if they are unhappy
Reads (something other than Sports Illustrated)
Could support me if I were unemployed
Will have good health insurance
Has their own house/apartment
Knows CPR
Future plans:
Would move anywhere for me
Wants to live in a warm locale
Wants 2-5 children
Casually drops random things about this like "my 15 kids would be running around acting like blah blah" I love that" (not the 15 kids though!)
Could be happy in the city/could be happy in the country
Will take me to Punta Cana for our honeymoon
Will take me to nice restaurants, but we will also be regulars at some Diner
Personality:
Likes the beach more than the mountains
Could hike/ski the mountains if needed to
Constantly talks about doing adventurous things, but rarely does them
Could do them if needed to
Wants to travel A LOT
Likes Fiesta Wear
Knows what Fiesta Wear is
Will purchase non-matching odd colors of Fiesta Wear
Understands that Jeiger is repulsive and drinks more refined alcohol
Has atleast one passion, and excels at it
Yellow roses-always knows this.
Obsessives over sports as much as me, or a little more. But is not a Sports Pig.
Would buy me hammock/or make one or something
Hates cats
Would read those "Do It yourself books" even if they never finished a project
Understands that talking in person is better than calling
Would write me letters
Is polite
Laughs a lot
Can act like a kid, but is still mature.
Loves all music
Will go to different events, like blues concernts and Aerosmith shows, and art gallery openings.
Will sing to me, even if they are a really bad singer
Honest
Trustworth
Can get tough
Could kick ass if necessary
Is religious
Has awesome friends.
HAS FRIENDS
Likes to make bonfires and have campouts.
Relationships:
Is experienced, but not whorish
Is passionate
Can honestly say they never cheated on anyone
Respects equal partnerships
After fighting, will apologize first.
They will mean it, too.
Likes to spoon, non sexually.
Would pretty much know it the day we met that he wanted me forever.
Would tell me this all the time.
Would swing and fall asleep in the hammock
Would call me every day if they were out of town. Maybe multiple times.
Would hold backyard barbeques and have games for kids, like find the money.
When we are old, would sit and do puzzles in the basement in the winter.
Will propose in a somewhat elaborate way-like with a string and a ring (i.e. Stepmom.)
Will teach my kids how to play sports
Will go on the Amazing Race with me
Will do a "Lighthouse" Tour
Will be regulars at a bar and know my drink/beer
Says "I love ___ [about me]"
Is willing to come along and help me accomplish all the things on my "TO DO" list
TBC...
Looks:
1. Will have a shaved head
2. Will have green eyes
3. Will have occasional scuff but can shave it off and still look good.
4. Is between 5'6 and 5'10.
5. Has a beautiful smile
6. Has no chest hair or thin very thin fuz
7. If chest hair does occur-this must be Naired/waxed
8. Has a happy trail as hot as Kirk Cameron's
9. Nice muscles, not big muscles, but works out enough for himself and me.
10. Would or COULD do Yoga
11. Nice full luscious red, but not too red lips
12. The skin of James Farrior, kind of black and tan but white and not black...
13. (Definately not Asian. All other races are acceptable.) This used to be here but Robbie is part Asian and I love Robbie--so from now on this is acceptable. hahaha
14. No unibrow and tamed eyebrows please
15. Has a natural really good scent when you snuggle up by them
16. Cannot have weird long hair
Inner Things...
DOES NOT SMOKE
Drinks in moderation
Will have type O blood
Will not have any weird genetic disorders in their family history
Gets along with their family
Is an organ donor
Absolutely cannot snore
Hates cats
Walks/does other things for a certain cause (ie Cancer, Epilepsy, Animals, whatever)
Can speak/understand another language
Can dress himself nicely (does not wear red striped shirts everyday.)
Has fathered no children and if so is raising them to my approval.
Job and Education
Is sucessful at whatever they do
Has a college education or doesn't have a degree but has a REALLY good job
Doesn't whine about how much that hate their job, even if they are unhappy
Reads (something other than Sports Illustrated)
Could support me if I were unemployed
Will have good health insurance
Has their own house/apartment
Knows CPR
Future plans:
Would move anywhere for me
Wants to live in a warm locale
Wants 2-5 children
Casually drops random things about this like "my 15 kids would be running around acting like blah blah" I love that" (not the 15 kids though!)
Could be happy in the city/could be happy in the country
Will take me to Punta Cana for our honeymoon
Will take me to nice restaurants, but we will also be regulars at some Diner
Personality:
Likes the beach more than the mountains
Could hike/ski the mountains if needed to
Constantly talks about doing adventurous things, but rarely does them
Could do them if needed to
Wants to travel A LOT
Likes Fiesta Wear
Knows what Fiesta Wear is
Will purchase non-matching odd colors of Fiesta Wear
Understands that Jeiger is repulsive and drinks more refined alcohol
Has atleast one passion, and excels at it
Yellow roses-always knows this.
Obsessives over sports as much as me, or a little more. But is not a Sports Pig.
Would buy me hammock/or make one or something
Hates cats
Would read those "Do It yourself books" even if they never finished a project
Understands that talking in person is better than calling
Would write me letters
Is polite
Laughs a lot
Can act like a kid, but is still mature.
Loves all music
Will go to different events, like blues concernts and Aerosmith shows, and art gallery openings.
Will sing to me, even if they are a really bad singer
Honest
Trustworth
Can get tough
Could kick ass if necessary
Is religious
Has awesome friends.
HAS FRIENDS
Likes to make bonfires and have campouts.
Relationships:
Is experienced, but not whorish
Is passionate
Can honestly say they never cheated on anyone
Respects equal partnerships
After fighting, will apologize first.
They will mean it, too.
Likes to spoon, non sexually.
Would pretty much know it the day we met that he wanted me forever.
Would tell me this all the time.
Would swing and fall asleep in the hammock
Would call me every day if they were out of town. Maybe multiple times.
Would hold backyard barbeques and have games for kids, like find the money.
When we are old, would sit and do puzzles in the basement in the winter.
Will propose in a somewhat elaborate way-like with a string and a ring (i.e. Stepmom.)
Will teach my kids how to play sports
Will go on the Amazing Race with me
Will do a "Lighthouse" Tour
Will be regulars at a bar and know my drink/beer
Says "I love ___ [about me]"
Is willing to come along and help me accomplish all the things on my "TO DO" list
TBC...