love in an elevator?

Feb 17, 2004 20:09

so i was taking my trash out and i call on the elevator. with a press of a button, the elevator responds to my call and begins its journey to pick me up. it arrives, the door opens, and my stomach sinks so low that i think it made it to the ground floor before i did. the girl's back is towards mine -- she has dark hair down to her mid back and wears tight jeans that reveal her round ass in a not-so-subtle way. then she turns around and our eyes meet. she's indian. she has gorgeous brown eyes and a pretty face. she mutters an embarrased "hello" and quickly shuffles out of the elevator.

i was shocked. i just watched her walk towards and enter her flat -- i cought myself thinking "how could i not know that this girl lived on my floor?!". i felt like a bag of nickels had just unceremoniously been thrown right in my face. wow. i get out of my haze and get into the elevator and press 1 -- something smells dreadfully wrong with this great situation. i take another whiff -- it isn't the trash because it's only old boxes, papers, and beer bottles. the elevator door closes.

oh no. this cannot be happening to me. thats why she looked embarrased. the elevator opened, her back was towards me. she let a nice juicy fart out of that juicy ass, turned, saw me, said hi and ran out of the elevator and out of sight. she fuckin ripped ass and left it for me to smell. i start laughing so hard that i begin to cough.

as one of my good friends says, life ain't half bad.

my pic page is updated, btw.
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