Considering Virgins

[nike_ravus]

Title: Considering Virgins

Author: Alsike

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds x-over with extra-special Supernatural Fusion!

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss

Rating: R

AN/Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 1042

Prompt: 5K. Sacred/Forbidden Sex

Apologies: I don't really write fanfiction about TV-shows or comics. I write fanfiction about fanfiction. This

Comments

[wizened_cynic]

I laughed. And then I wondered why JJ isn't Emily's sister. Then I laughed some more.

STILL LAUGHING.

[nike_ravus]

Who says she isn't? But I had much trouble over whether JJ should be Emily's sister or Dean's boyfriend (I do mean boyfriend) and then my head blew up so I left it out.

:D

[wizened_cynic]

Speaking of podfic (well, no one was really speaking, but I like to open in media res), I was thinking today that I wish I had a mic, so that I can podfic Four Women (and Jared) Whose Lives Changed Forever. I feel like if there is ever a fic that deserves to be on people's ipods, it would be that one. But then I remembered that I can no longer speak English. Do you know of any podfic challenge or something through which I can manipulate people into podficcing shit for me?

[nike_ravus]

Hmm, I'm not sure but I found this post at this community:
http://community.livejournal.com/amplificathon/474741.html
where you can give permission for people to do your fic (a sexual favor?). It has challenges, for readers, so manipulation might be possible.

Though I think if you asked your LJ audience in a post, you might get a volunteer. Shit, I'd do it, if I a. had a mike, and b. felt like i could do it justice (i.e. was brave enough).

[wizened_cynic]

Hahaha, I don't think I can live with myself, unleashing my fic onto perfectly innocent strangers. Maybe I'll get a mic for, like, $10, re-learn how to speak English when I'm in Canada, and get the job done myself. You know, if I don't laugh too hard to actually get any reading done.

[nike_ravus]

You suck, do you know that? Because you do. Because I just spent the last three hours recording this. (I deleted the outtake where i just sat there and laughed and the one where my parents came home in the middle of bulimics give great head.)

http://www.mediafire.com/file/twwckgogrzm/Four Women (and Jared) Whose Lives Chad Changed Forever.m4a

It is probably terrible, and I can't do voices, and, I talk too fast, and need to do less terrible editing. Deal.
(Is m4a ok? I could make it an mp3. Tell me how bad it is.)
Hell, what else am I going to do with spring break?

[wizened_cynic]

OH GODDAMMIT WHY AM I AT WORK???

I can't listen to this until I get home, and it's killing me because I REALLY WANT TO LISTEN. (I don't have an ipod or any sort of music player,which is pathetic, I know.) I'm sure it will be awesome and I can't wait to listen! CHADDDDDDDDD!