JJ's (Not So) Terrible Day

Oct 04, 2009 21:57

Title: JJ's (Not So) Terrible Day
Author: Alsike

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds x-over

Pairing: Emma Frost/Jennifer Jareau

Rating: NC-17

AN/Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 3887

Prompt: 050. Writer's Choice- Futanari (I had a request, what can I say?)
Apologies: This is the stupidest thing I have ever written!  All right, maybe not, but it's close.

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criminal minds, nc-17, jj, x-men, citrus taste

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taking one for the team... littlesavage October 5 2009, 02:57:47 UTC
"And it's Emma/JJ. Don't ask me how this happened."
Well, JJ had to get some action sometime. I'm sure she's glad you finally put her out of her misery.

Lol autoerotic JJ.

"I’m going to fuck you stupid.” She noted JJ’s dazed confusion. “Again.”
FTW! I laughed so hard my dog barked at my laptop for causing my outburst. (smart dog, she knows when I'm reading smut.)

and I do hope there's moar. *twitches* 'cause... that cock had to go somewhere right?

ps. you rock my socks.

Thank you.

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havok October 5 2009, 10:48:00 UTC
Weird as Emma/JJ may be, that was damn hot and generally awesome. Love it. <3

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atrumnoxnoctis October 6 2009, 00:37:29 UTC
Mmm~ I absolutely lurve your icon! <3 I wanna sex it up! X3

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havok October 6 2009, 15:03:29 UTC
Thank you! I like yours too. ;) I finally made this one because every time I commented here I felt I needed to use one! lol

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atrumnoxnoctis October 6 2009, 00:36:03 UTC
I gotta admit, I was a little iffy when I saw what the pairing was for this particular fic. You've made me a definite Emma/Emily fan thanks to your writing, so seeing our favorite telepath with anyone else seems almost blasphemous. Nevertheless, I gave it a try, and, to my great surprise, I actually liked it. O.o It didn't seem like the fic as a whole was forced, so the transition was very smooth despite the odd pairing which I greatly appreciated ( ... )

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nike_ravus October 6 2009, 03:18:40 UTC
Well, Well. :)

The fic decided it was going to be Emma/JJ with no consultation with me! But it was never going to be romantic. Just the thought makes me gag. But apparently in *any* universe, something pretty drastic had to happen for them to be friends. :D

I just find Futa fic completely and utterly hilarious. The first time I saw it, it was a total WTF moment. Who thought of this? And then i read a bit more and was like *of course* someone thought of this. It is the perfect vehicle for idiotic plot devices to encourage porn. But i don't think it will ever stop making me laugh.

Thank you!

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xenasgab October 6 2009, 23:22:54 UTC
Apparently she fucked JJ stupid!
Emma and her mad skilz!

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heart1e55m00mba October 7 2009, 01:52:02 UTC
LOL, Emma has some awesome lines in this fic. The Emma/JJ made go, "bwuh?" in the beginning, but it worked out nicely.

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