Heh, your tax dollars at work
Since our government can't possibly after 8 years of intense searching find Osama bin Laden, they did the next best thing, digitally aged him in the hopes he would be easier to spot:
Not Pictured: Kidney Dialysis Machine
Now that we have an updated photo, it should be easier to spot him. We're looking for a man with George Bush's hair, George Clooney's salt and pepper trimmed beard and oops ... looks like he forget to use his eyebrow pencil, one is darker than the other. The Washington Post article also reminds us that the FBI has a $25,000,000.00 reward for capture, dead or alive for 911 ... oh wait ... except 911 isn't listed on his official FBI wanted poster ... hmmm ...
After 8 years and counting of fighting in the middle east, we can be rest assured all of the American tax dollars spent so far haven't been in vain.
Not Pictured: Kidney Dialysis Machine
Now that we have an updated photo, it should be easier to spot him. We're looking for a man with George Bush's hair, George Clooney's salt and pepper trimmed beard and oops ... looks like he forget to use his eyebrow pencil, one is darker than the other. The Washington Post article also reminds us that the FBI has a $25,000,000.00 reward for capture, dead or alive for 911 ... oh wait ... except 911 isn't listed on his official FBI wanted poster ... hmmm ...
After 8 years and counting of fighting in the middle east, we can be rest assured all of the American tax dollars spent so far haven't been in vain.