I'd found this group on my facebook's groups. I didn't remembered it, but it's funny (and pretty true XD).
You've already paired up all the characters in your favorite anime <- I would say... always?! XDD I know, it's not a good thing, but it's instinctive
You're favorite guy on any tv show is the gay one, in real life or in the show <- Uh... I think I could say so.
When you hear someone say fake, you get really excited and ask, "Where?!?" <- okay, for true, I don't sure I've understand this well X///D
You see an anime couple and automatically don't like the girl <- some times...
You find yourself constantly hitting command H/windows M <- uh? XD;;
You have to delete files just to make room for your massive yaoi doujinshi collection <- I'm safe with the external HD! XDD
Yaoi is a constant segue in your conversations <- with the people that know who yaoi is, always (with others, in my mind always too XD)
You wish you were a boy just so you could be a part of the magic <- I wished this before I knew yaoi too XDD
You try to convince your brother/cousin/male friend that he's gay <- oh... my cousin don't need my help XDD
You start pairing up female characters so you can put the male characters together <- no, this no ò_ò
You're name starts with a "sa" and ends with "rah Mahar" (courtesy of Niara) <- @@
You beg your boyfriend to make out with another guy in front of you <- LOL XD I don't have a BF, but for this i'm not sure... XDD
You force your boyfriend to watch gravitation and to like it <- read up
You force your boyfriend to cosplay a male character that is gay and you cosplay his male partner <- read up (2) (but this would be nice *_*)
You have more yaoi doujinshi than music on your computer. <- maybe... xD
You try to search for something on google or youtube and it tries to finish any letter you type with something yaoi related <- THIS! XD
You say stupid stuff in class like, “Don’t interrupt me, I’m thinking about yaoi.” <- lol not so explicit XD
You see a gay guy and think of yaoi instead <- this is too easy XD
You see your gay friend falling asleep in class and you think stuff like, ohh he stayed up late doing YAOI <- I didn't have a gay friend, in my class... even if we shipping two our classmate... XD
Your mom finally asks you what yaoi is <- GOD, NO! O_O; XDD
Most of your inside jokes are about yaoi and you end up laughing alone because nobody gets it <- THIS! (2) XDDD
You instantly have a crush on the first guy that looks kinda Asian, and then you eventually end up hoping he’s gay <- Shirota-kun count? XD
When you see two guys walking next to each other you instantly think of yaoi liveaction <- my sis and my Loves had received many sms about this... XD
When all or most of your bookmarks are to yaoi sites <- this no, only because my pc is used even of my father... XDD
Your favorite publishing company is June manga <- don't know XD