central girls. whoa, whoa.
I just got back from a trek to the mitttttten to see my Alexandra with my Ana.
Oh, how I love those girls.
Leaving them was like leaving England all over again. I felt like I was leaving pieces of myself behind. It broke my heart. I want them to live closer.
I drove for 13 straight hours with me and Ana playing mom to four Brits-a wog and some randoms. Got harassed by border guard. Wog got yelled at by a white trash woman to pick up his pants. She was passing on her hate about having to dispose of illegal cross country pizza. "I'm Ana...like On-a Border...Let me in?"
Ana and I bonded with Jason "the Machine" Suave Craig. We took a trip to Meijer. We bought tampons and booze. He's really a wonderful, sweet guy. Went to Kaiser's Kitchen, saw Al's old HS. After hearing so much about Lowell, I felt like I was in Disneyland.
I got to mock out notMurph/KRock in person. It was a highlight.
"OOHHHHH you have to blow before you drive, ooooo that's rough"
"Uhhhh, can you not make fun of me in front of an entire group of people?" followed by death glare. Excellence. I met Alex's mom and dad and various family. I love her mom and aunt SO much. Her fam was exactly as expected. Her mom cooked us amazing, delicious food every second of the day. "Mom, this Vito douchebag thinks he can cook better food than you. Fuck you, Vito, my mom can cook for this whole bar!" Alex hung her ass out a window...McMama as the voice of reason..."Someone please hold on to her..." Took shots that tasted like sucking off Rudolph Reindeer (uhhh aren't you missing a part?) Helped Alex shave her legs in the bathroom sink. Asked the most obscenely huge girl where she got her hot mini skirt and furry boots. Watched Fal hug the entire bathroom. Got thrown down a hill while Al was on a mission to fool her dad into thinking she was actually reading "Politics in America" all night as opposed to you know, drinking on her 21st. Ate the best damn nachos ever. EVER!
Me and Al and Ana brought the crazy hands dance and obsession with Toto to the Mich. I missed being with them both so much. I was thrilled every second of being there.
Met Lena and Christine and Erin and Jodi and Rachel and Audrey and Kelly and Becky and Lisa and pregnant Erin all the other key cast of characters of the Michigan chapter of the Alex McMahon show. I loved them all, they were perfect to their description. I felt like I knew them all already. Went to O'Kelly's and Wayside, the place where all the magic happens. Me and Kelly ran up to notMurph imposters. Took random face pictures according to acting cues..."Okay, now pretend you're playing tennis". Raced for beers with the doorbell laugh-er, Joe, who, by the way, is a cheat. Fell out of a booth. Lost the British boys. Snuggled with Banona in tiny house. Got up inappropriately early. Liked my life this week alot.
Me and Nana made miracle time on the way home. We rocked the Mich-Can-NYork haul in record time. Breezed through borders. I cried like a baby leaving my girls.
I miss them already.
Oh, how I love those girls.
Leaving them was like leaving England all over again. I felt like I was leaving pieces of myself behind. It broke my heart. I want them to live closer.
I drove for 13 straight hours with me and Ana playing mom to four Brits-a wog and some randoms. Got harassed by border guard. Wog got yelled at by a white trash woman to pick up his pants. She was passing on her hate about having to dispose of illegal cross country pizza. "I'm Ana...like On-a Border...Let me in?"
Ana and I bonded with Jason "the Machine" Suave Craig. We took a trip to Meijer. We bought tampons and booze. He's really a wonderful, sweet guy. Went to Kaiser's Kitchen, saw Al's old HS. After hearing so much about Lowell, I felt like I was in Disneyland.
I got to mock out notMurph/KRock in person. It was a highlight.
"OOHHHHH you have to blow before you drive, ooooo that's rough"
"Uhhhh, can you not make fun of me in front of an entire group of people?" followed by death glare. Excellence. I met Alex's mom and dad and various family. I love her mom and aunt SO much. Her fam was exactly as expected. Her mom cooked us amazing, delicious food every second of the day. "Mom, this Vito douchebag thinks he can cook better food than you. Fuck you, Vito, my mom can cook for this whole bar!" Alex hung her ass out a window...McMama as the voice of reason..."Someone please hold on to her..." Took shots that tasted like sucking off Rudolph Reindeer (uhhh aren't you missing a part?) Helped Alex shave her legs in the bathroom sink. Asked the most obscenely huge girl where she got her hot mini skirt and furry boots. Watched Fal hug the entire bathroom. Got thrown down a hill while Al was on a mission to fool her dad into thinking she was actually reading "Politics in America" all night as opposed to you know, drinking on her 21st. Ate the best damn nachos ever. EVER!
Me and Al and Ana brought the crazy hands dance and obsession with Toto to the Mich. I missed being with them both so much. I was thrilled every second of being there.
Met Lena and Christine and Erin and Jodi and Rachel and Audrey and Kelly and Becky and Lisa and pregnant Erin all the other key cast of characters of the Michigan chapter of the Alex McMahon show. I loved them all, they were perfect to their description. I felt like I knew them all already. Went to O'Kelly's and Wayside, the place where all the magic happens. Me and Kelly ran up to notMurph imposters. Took random face pictures according to acting cues..."Okay, now pretend you're playing tennis". Raced for beers with the doorbell laugh-er, Joe, who, by the way, is a cheat. Fell out of a booth. Lost the British boys. Snuggled with Banona in tiny house. Got up inappropriately early. Liked my life this week alot.
Me and Nana made miracle time on the way home. We rocked the Mich-Can-NYork haul in record time. Breezed through borders. I cried like a baby leaving my girls.
I miss them already.