Crazy Black Lady....
OK, so this is one of those "to good not to share" styles of story, specially since it happened to me and a few friends today.
So we're (myself, and two other friends) driving down Everheart today when this lady pulls up past the car we're in, and starts gesturing out her window. The driver of our vehicle ends up asking me why she's gesturing. I shrug, and say her blinker must be out and she must be signing that she wishes to get in the left lane. So we slow down, and she pulls into the lane ahead of us, then very quickly comes to a dead stop.
So there's a few curse words that fly out of the driver's mouth and he hits the breaks. As we stop about two inches from the other vehicle, the driver of the other vehicle jumps out of her car and starts walking to us. Vague description would include a brown soft fabric suit (the kind women wear), a glove on one hand and a sock on the other (no... I am not making this up). We're slightly confused, but the driver of our vehicle lowers his window about an inch and a half. The dialog is roughly as follows.
Black lady: I caught you!
Driver: huh?
BL: You those crazy ass white motherfuckers that been killing black people up in Georgia.
(note, there are two white guys and a Hispanic guy in the car)
D: I'm from Lousiana mam.
BL: Don't lie to me, I see those dice on your review mirror, and your driving a white car.
(D's vehicle being a white VW, and him having to Nintendo fuzzy dice hanging from his mirror).
D: Mam, I've never been to Georgia.
(about this time she starts waving her socked hand in our driver's direction).
BL: You best be glad I'm not calling the cops on you, murderers.
D: Mam, I don't know what your talking about.
BL: You can take those dice and shove them up Donald Trump's ass, motherfuckers.
She rambled on like this for about 30 more seconds or so, I honestly don't remember everything she said, as we were all a bit stunned and trying hard not to laugh or yank her chain. So after her tirade she jumped back into her car, and drove about one car's length ahead of us, pointing her socked hand repeatedly out of her car and pointing at us. About this time we fell back a few car lengths, and watched her pull into some building off to the right, of which we drove on.
Got her license plate and plan to call the cops in a bit to warn them of a potentially unhinged woman on the lose. Anyway, just thought this waaaay to funny not to post.
~Kede
So we're (myself, and two other friends) driving down Everheart today when this lady pulls up past the car we're in, and starts gesturing out her window. The driver of our vehicle ends up asking me why she's gesturing. I shrug, and say her blinker must be out and she must be signing that she wishes to get in the left lane. So we slow down, and she pulls into the lane ahead of us, then very quickly comes to a dead stop.
So there's a few curse words that fly out of the driver's mouth and he hits the breaks. As we stop about two inches from the other vehicle, the driver of the other vehicle jumps out of her car and starts walking to us. Vague description would include a brown soft fabric suit (the kind women wear), a glove on one hand and a sock on the other (no... I am not making this up). We're slightly confused, but the driver of our vehicle lowers his window about an inch and a half. The dialog is roughly as follows.
Black lady: I caught you!
Driver: huh?
BL: You those crazy ass white motherfuckers that been killing black people up in Georgia.
(note, there are two white guys and a Hispanic guy in the car)
D: I'm from Lousiana mam.
BL: Don't lie to me, I see those dice on your review mirror, and your driving a white car.
(D's vehicle being a white VW, and him having to Nintendo fuzzy dice hanging from his mirror).
D: Mam, I've never been to Georgia.
(about this time she starts waving her socked hand in our driver's direction).
BL: You best be glad I'm not calling the cops on you, murderers.
D: Mam, I don't know what your talking about.
BL: You can take those dice and shove them up Donald Trump's ass, motherfuckers.
She rambled on like this for about 30 more seconds or so, I honestly don't remember everything she said, as we were all a bit stunned and trying hard not to laugh or yank her chain. So after her tirade she jumped back into her car, and drove about one car's length ahead of us, pointing her socked hand repeatedly out of her car and pointing at us. About this time we fell back a few car lengths, and watched her pull into some building off to the right, of which we drove on.
Got her license plate and plan to call the cops in a bit to warn them of a potentially unhinged woman on the lose. Anyway, just thought this waaaay to funny not to post.
~Kede