Damned Economy

Mar 01, 2009 20:51


usegaruskills (20:17:49): l- lmao.
Sarranduin (20:17:54): ?
usegaruskills (20:18:02): so we're talking about a kink meme in this irc chan I'm in
bexiferfox (20:18:15): ...creepy. I was about to work on mine XD
usegaruskills (20:18:17): and this one girl pipes up with "what's inflation?" and we all just go "... um..."
bexiferfox (20:18:23): XD
Sarranduin (20:18:24): .....
bexiferfox (20:18:39): damn the state of the economy?
use hama (20:18:45): LOL
use hama (20:19:03): economic crisis porn.
usegaruskills (20:19:06): LOL
O3Robin (20:19:19): /dies
bexiferfox (20:20:00): XDXD
bexiferfox (20:20:03): I want to see that
bexiferfox (20:20:10): ...what'll happen to damned in the crisis?
bexiferfox (20:20:15): NO MORE....uh....
bexiferfox (20:20:19): arts and crafts...?
Sarranduin (20:20:22): hopefully something sexy
O3Robin (20:20:23): XD
bexiferfox (20:20:24): XD
usegaruskills (20:20:30): xDDDDD
bexiferfox (20:20:35): WE CANTS AFFORD CLOTHES
bexiferfox (20:20:38): *cant...
Sarranduin (20:20:57): no more trips to Doyleton?
Sarranduin (20:20:59): :<
use hama (20:21:05): "attention patients. from now on, patients shall use plastic ziplock bags as opposed to underwear."
bexiferfox (20:21:09): the nurses have to wear knock off porny nurse outfits
Sarranduin (20:21:12): ........ LOL
usegaruskills (20:21:17): OH GOD.
bexiferfox (20:21:19): XD
O3Robin (20:21:31): D:
bexiferfox (20:21:47): someone write this, please?
bexiferfox (20:21:52): I don't think I'm allowed
use hama (20:21:56): all "m-u sessions will consist of exactly 30 slaps to the face and/or rump."
bexiferfox (20:21:59): XD
use hama (20:22:00): *"all
Sarranduin (20:22:01): LOL!
usegaruskills (20:22:03): ......
usegaruskills (20:22:15): I think everyone would prefer slaps to the face.
bexiferfox (20:22:24): they have to have monster cut backs. now it's just slightly hungry hamsters
Sarranduin (20:22:35): ahahaha
use hama (20:22:39): or one richard simmons
bexiferfox (20:22:44): pryamid head - pyramid teabag
usegaruskills (20:22:49): sdklff
use hama (20:22:51): LOL!
bexiferfox (20:22:56): it's too milky!
bexiferfox (20:22:58): DOOM
bexiferfox (20:23:07): the radio is now cups and string
bexiferfox (20:23:19): Mr Radio will be found pretty easily XD
usegaruskills (20:23:19): sdhfjkdf
maragidyne (20:23:26): lol
Sarranduin (20:23:27): *dies*
use hama (20:23:29): the intercom would just be the head doctor screaming really loud.
bexiferfox (20:23:33): everyone just has to tug the string
bexiferfox (20:23:34): XD
bexiferfox (20:23:36): HAha
use hama (20:23:36): which doesn't really change anything
Sarranduin (20:23:40): you people, lolololol
bexiferfox (20:23:47): he can do individual wake up calls all morning
use hama (20:23:54): ooh, yes.
bexiferfox (20:24:01): 'knock knock, up you get. breakfast. go'
bexiferfox (20:24:29): the showers are a barrel in the courtyard....
Sarranduin (20:24:32): sedation injections? no more. fluffy handcuffs now
Sarranduin (20:24:34): you're selcome
Sarranduin (20:24:37): *welcome
bexiferfox (20:24:41): Or some serious punches to the head
Sarranduin (20:24:44): hahaha
use hama (20:24:49): LOL barrel in the courtyard.
maragidyne (20:24:50): instead of sedatives they'd just have a giant man named Tiny hit you in the head to knock you out
bexiferfox (20:24:54): XD
bexiferfox (20:25:00): Rude's going to try and get a job XD
Sarranduin (20:25:01): or the jewels
bexiferfox (20:25:06): he needs to money 8|
bexiferfox (20:25:09): haha
bexiferfox (20:25:23): and dinner? what shall dinner consist of?
use hama (20:25:27): LOL to cut down on staff, they'd have to hire patients
bexiferfox (20:25:32): someone should app Oliver...
bexiferfox (20:25:34): XD]
use hama (20:25:35): a piece of bread.
use hama (20:25:37): LOL!
bexiferfox (20:25:38): \o/
usegaruskills (20:25:56): rofl
bexiferfox (20:26:03): One bed per room. if they're lucky.
bexiferfox (20:26:10): getting back to the KINK side of things...
use hama (20:26:22): sleeping in drawers!
O3Robin (20:26:35): they'd have like 5 people to a room.
O3Robin (20:26:40): to save on heating costs.
bexiferfox (20:27:05): XD
Sarranduin (20:27:13): no no, sleeping bags in the cafeteria and sun room
bexiferfox (20:27:27): hahaha, they had to sell the rooms to a nearby college
O3Robin (20:27:27): even better.
O3Robin (20:27:31): XD
use hama (20:27:33): LOL
bexiferfox (20:27:33): so now students are doing work experience. as MU
bexiferfox (20:27:38): HAIRCUT?
Sarranduin (20:27:39): XDD!
bexiferfox (20:27:41): Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
use hama (20:28:07): the food would be taken over by mcdonald's
Sarranduin (20:28:23): oh dear... that would not make a lot of people happy
bexiferfox (20:28:32): XD
bexiferfox (20:28:37): Ritsuka would be please.
bexiferfox (20:28:38): *d
Sarranduin (20:28:46): ironically, there's a McD's commercial on the TV right now
bexiferfox (20:28:49): XD
bexiferfox (20:28:52): it KNOWS
use hama (20:28:53): LOL
Sarranduin (20:28:55): :O
bexiferfox (20:29:01): Ronald for Head Doc?
Sarranduin (20:29:07): ...omai
bexiferfox (20:29:08): Martin's taken the money and rn XD
bexiferfox (20:29:11): *run
maragidyne (20:29:12): ...
use hama (20:29:22): ROTFL
Sarranduin (20:29:24): oh god, lol, people are only allowed to flush the toilets so many times
bexiferfox (20:29:30): Fountainofcod....?
bexiferfox (20:29:31): hahaha XD
bexiferfox (20:29:40): dont let the smelly ones in first !_!
Sarranduin (20:29:56): XD
bexiferfox (20:30:06): oh, to cut back on food costs, they eat the dead monsters and patients? XD
Sarranduin (20:30:10): eww
bexiferfox (20:30:13): XD
usegaruskills (20:30:22): that just made me cringe XD
bexiferfox (20:30:25): the guy who runs longleat eats the dead animals
bexiferfox (20:30:29): or has done so once, anyway
use hama (20:30:31): doesn't mcdonald's do that anyway? *shot*
bexiferfox (20:30:35): hahaha XD <3
usegaruskills (20:30:41): dfkldf
bexiferfox (20:30:43): I quit - no you don't. Come out back
use hama (20:30:49): "THE BIG MAC IS PEOPLE"
Sarranduin (20:31:20): D:
bexiferfox (20:31:22): Hahahahaha
bexiferfox (20:31:43): that was gonna be ryuks line for if he had to say who kira was. 'kira is...people!'
usegaruskills (20:31:46): people taste good then
Sarranduin (20:31:50): lol
bexiferfox (20:31:54): they do... what makes the chips?
bexiferfox (20:31:59): childrens fingers
bexiferfox (20:32:00): !
bexiferfox (20:32:12): the nails are the flakes on the icecream
use hama (20:32:29): *begins eating people*
Sarranduin (20:33:02): the vegetarians are just given cold cans?
O3Robin (20:33:05): XD
Sarranduin (20:33:07): without an opener, naturally
Sarranduin (20:33:12): those things are dangerous
Sarranduin (20:33:38): oh, also, they don't fix things overnight
Sarranduin (20:33:43): the locks and things
maragidyne (20:34:11): damn hama
bexiferfox (20:34:12): hahaha XD
maragidyne (20:34:17): *reloads*
bexiferfox (20:34:23): 'there's still a hole in me.... :-("
use hama (20:34:35): they can't afford the awesome locks either.
use hama (20:34:40): so everything's accessible
use hama (20:34:57): but they no longer contain cool things
use hama (20:35:03): because they can't afford them.
Sarranduin (20:35:04): which would seem awesome until some people took to just trashing stuff
bexiferfox (20:35:24): XD
bexiferfox (20:35:54): the military helicopters come to warn them of the zombie apocalypse by then, surely?
Sarranduin (20:36:12): heh
use hama (20:36:18): man, i still want a zombie apocalypse scenerio.

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