There goes mr humbug
Ok, I know I moan a lot and stuff. And I'll post fun stuff soon, I really will. It's just...I feel like such a let down. Constantly. And today... I dunno, I just really fucked up and I don't know how to make things better. Or how to carry on like this.
First I couldn't magically make the right size ring appear. And... those poor customers had been in before and had been told to ORDER the ring but refused. And here I was telling them we didn't have what they wanted when they'd been told they could always check closer to christmas when we get more stock in. How could I DO that to somebody?
And then I wouldn't even do an exchange on a chain that lacked a proof of purchase. I might as well just... I dunno. I'm too weak and stupid to kill myself. But... how can I live on?
No. But seriously.
Case One:
Couple from Bournemouth, wanted a ring, were told they could order, didn't want to because they don't come down often so....decided to see if the right size would be there when the DID come down next. What? So if you're coming back, order the damn ring.
So then we didn't have it this time either and they figured we should send it out and not charge post and packaging. Sorry, but if it was a genuine pile of shit from our side, we might have. But you really are just retarded.
They interrupted their own bitching to ask to see a bracelet, by the time I got from round the counter they'd resumed the bitching. I asked about it but they ignored me. Wanted to speak to the Manager. Managed to get them Lee. Went to do my stuff. Got caught by the mother who said, with an attitude 'Are you going to show me this bracelet or not'.
Excuse me? I fucking asked, you cranky old witch's minge. So I showed, she settled down. She almost bought, Daughter was still bitching about that fucking ring. They left to think about it. They came back and the mother was nicer but the daughter was still a cunt. I let Lee have her again.
But seriously. Why couldn't you order it? You want it so fucking bad, pay post and packaging. IT IS NOT OUR FAULT WE SOLD RINGS THAT YOU DID NOT RESERVE. Journey wasted? You wasted your whole life if this is the shit that matters, love. Steph even said she could have CALLED IN ADVANCE. And she was shocked that our website would charge P&P. WHAT? What rock did you crawl out from? You stupid twat.
Case Two:
Broken chain. Pretty sure it was the £6-99/£12-99 chain. Lady wanted to get a better one and pay the extra. That was all fine. No receipt, okay. 'Did you pay for it by card?' she said Yes. I said 'If you could get a statement we could do it that way'. She said 'That will take me ages!'. Uh huh. 'Sorry, but we can't do anything without a proof of purchase'.
-Well. That's not very good service.
-I'm sorry. It's Head Office rules.
- I shall be giving them a call monday morning.
- Ok. Thank you ^_^ Goodbye.
You can tell christmas in approaching XD
But yeah. It's been a fun day. My first sale was a £2265 ring. And, if I don't go off sick, I get commission this christmas 8D But these twats I encountered. I was to the point where it was a case of 'wow... they're really stupid XD'. Sorry guys, you can try to make me feel guilty or small, but it ain't gonna work. It was all just...funny XD
Also, I suggested a Chappelle visit to Santa and STEPH IS GOING TO TRY TO ARRANGE IT FOR MONDAY! \o/ I get my picture taken with Santa! We get to have FUN at work and we can put it up for the Company Jottings and give the other stores a middle finger in the christmas cheer ranks. HAH. I only suggested it because I want to see Santa but won't go alone XD I might take him a cookie. <3
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First I couldn't magically make the right size ring appear. And... those poor customers had been in before and had been told to ORDER the ring but refused. And here I was telling them we didn't have what they wanted when they'd been told they could always check closer to christmas when we get more stock in. How could I DO that to somebody?
And then I wouldn't even do an exchange on a chain that lacked a proof of purchase. I might as well just... I dunno. I'm too weak and stupid to kill myself. But... how can I live on?
No. But seriously.
Case One:
Couple from Bournemouth, wanted a ring, were told they could order, didn't want to because they don't come down often so....decided to see if the right size would be there when the DID come down next. What? So if you're coming back, order the damn ring.
So then we didn't have it this time either and they figured we should send it out and not charge post and packaging. Sorry, but if it was a genuine pile of shit from our side, we might have. But you really are just retarded.
They interrupted their own bitching to ask to see a bracelet, by the time I got from round the counter they'd resumed the bitching. I asked about it but they ignored me. Wanted to speak to the Manager. Managed to get them Lee. Went to do my stuff. Got caught by the mother who said, with an attitude 'Are you going to show me this bracelet or not'.
Excuse me? I fucking asked, you cranky old witch's minge. So I showed, she settled down. She almost bought, Daughter was still bitching about that fucking ring. They left to think about it. They came back and the mother was nicer but the daughter was still a cunt. I let Lee have her again.
But seriously. Why couldn't you order it? You want it so fucking bad, pay post and packaging. IT IS NOT OUR FAULT WE SOLD RINGS THAT YOU DID NOT RESERVE. Journey wasted? You wasted your whole life if this is the shit that matters, love. Steph even said she could have CALLED IN ADVANCE. And she was shocked that our website would charge P&P. WHAT? What rock did you crawl out from? You stupid twat.
Case Two:
Broken chain. Pretty sure it was the £6-99/£12-99 chain. Lady wanted to get a better one and pay the extra. That was all fine. No receipt, okay. 'Did you pay for it by card?' she said Yes. I said 'If you could get a statement we could do it that way'. She said 'That will take me ages!'. Uh huh. 'Sorry, but we can't do anything without a proof of purchase'.
-Well. That's not very good service.
-I'm sorry. It's Head Office rules.
- I shall be giving them a call monday morning.
- Ok. Thank you ^_^ Goodbye.
You can tell christmas in approaching XD
But yeah. It's been a fun day. My first sale was a £2265 ring. And, if I don't go off sick, I get commission this christmas 8D But these twats I encountered. I was to the point where it was a case of 'wow... they're really stupid XD'. Sorry guys, you can try to make me feel guilty or small, but it ain't gonna work. It was all just...funny XD
Also, I suggested a Chappelle visit to Santa and STEPH IS GOING TO TRY TO ARRANGE IT FOR MONDAY! \o/ I get my picture taken with Santa! We get to have FUN at work and we can put it up for the Company Jottings and give the other stores a middle finger in the christmas cheer ranks. HAH. I only suggested it because I want to see Santa but won't go alone XD I might take him a cookie. <3
John McEnroe's Breakfast (Not the Nine O'Clock News) | Funny Jokes at JibJab