二 ❀『 video 』

[nihonna]

[ Oh hey, it's Japan! The girl one. The feed opens to a minute or so of darkness and silence, before there's a knocking sound, and shows her standing in the room of the apartment she lives in and shares with Hungary- although she seems to be alone in the apartment at the moment. She seems not to be aware of the communicator at all either- rather,

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I want a hypothetical cow.

[satellitemecha]

You don't have to be so tense. We're not going to eat you if you mess up.

But a hypothetical cow is hypothetical (of course), meaning it may or may not actually exist....

[nihonna]

...I'm not tense at all... not the slightest bit...

[satellitemecha]

Doesn't seem like that to me...

[nihonna]

R-really... I wonder what could have possibly given you that impression...

[satellitemecha]

Well, you seem to be very nervous when you were trying to introduce yourself to everyone.

[nihonna]

...T-that... how many people witnessed that moment...?

[satellitemecha]

Probably everyone... it was posted to the network...

1/2

[nihonna]

....

[nihonna]

[ BSOD ]

Every... one... h.. ha... ha... ha....

[satellitemecha]

Don't worry, it happens to everyone sometimes. I'm sure no one thinks less of you because of it.

[nihonna]

...

Even so... it's terribly embarrassing...

[satellitemecha]

But embarassment is only a temporary thing. {He's trying to help, really.}