Шутки на английском

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Тостер взломали, и теперь он считает себя блендером.



【命懸け】
Bore A: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Bore B: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next
morning, it was a mushroom.

※Bore　退屈な人 - зануда
※mushroom　きのこ - гриб
※toadstool　毒きのこ - поганка

【まねをしただけ】
The mother was angry. “Jack!”she yelled. “Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?”“Well, he started it,” replied Jack.

※yelled　怒鳴った - закричала

【なぞなぞ】
Q: What do cars do at the disco?
A: Brake dance.

※Brake　ブレーキ（同じ発音のブレイクダンス〔break dance〕と掛けて
いる） - игра слов: break от "брейк-данс" и brake - "тормоз"

WORDS OF WISDOM

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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