Noodle Yi

[nihao_shan_pu]

*thud as bicycle lands on someone's back

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[explosion_array]

*out on a walk in the woods, catches the scent of something in the air, sniff sniff, sniff sniff, salivates*

I smell food...

[nihao_shan_pu]

*runs over Lina on her bike from out of nowhere*

Aiya, very bumpy road...

[explosion_array]

*hands clutch upwards, grabbing at bike* R-roadkill...

What the heck is this contraption? It looks like something a crazy tinker would come up with to power a golem or something and...

*tips bike over*

[explosion_array]

[nihao_shan_pu]

*jumps off the bike as it tips*

Hey! Why you knock over Shampoo's bike?

[explosion_array]

First you trample me with a mechanical horse, and now it's my fault? *stands up*

Two words... 'fire ball' *part of the forest goes boom*

[nihao_shan_pu]

*effortlessly jumps out of the way of the boom*

Aiya! Little girl is more dangerous than she look!

[explosion_array]

LITTLE GIRL!? I-I'm not THAT little! We're probably the same age! *starts chasing her around with explosions; this is usually the time that someone starts restraining me*

[nihao_shan_pu]

*gracefully dodges the explosions with feats of acrobatics and such* Little girl need to try harder to catch Shampoo!