Noodle Er

[nihao_shan_pu]

This place boring. Shampoo no find anything interesting. Only strange people who annoy Shampoo and bird who no want get cooked.

Ai ya... Shampoo want hot bath. Delicate skin need to be washed. Hair need conditioning. Shampoo no like being filthy.

Comments

[hailbeautyqueen]

I'm not a bird.

[nihao_shan_pu]

No worry, bird. Shampoo won't cook you if you no want to be cooked.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Great.

Now, about needing a bath! I just so happen to run the local onsen. If you can get the cash, you'll be able to have yourself the best bathing experience ever!

[nihao_shan_pu]

What so good about bird bath?

[hailbeautyqueen]

It's not a bird bath.

[nihao_shan_pu]

Then why Shampoo have to pay if it just bath?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Because it's the best bath you'll find on the entire island!

[nihao_shan_pu]

Ungrateful bird should let Shampoo take bath for free for sparing life.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Uh, no. That's not how it works around here.