Arashi drabbles
[Title] Arashi drabbles
[Rating] G
[Words] 742
[Summary] Manliness is tested, magic is performed, pranks are pulled, screams break eardrums, and celebrations are…celebrated. ^^
[Disclaimer] Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. Need I say more?
[Notes] For
devanat, cuz she may have pestered me for it? But since I fail at drabbles, I’ll still give you that happy story you want. Someday. XD
And um…each drabble is pretty much inspired by the SuJu random pair generator. :D (why are all my Arashi fics inspired by SuJu?? o.O)
1) Lies about our manliness
“That is it, Nino!” screamed an irate Jun. “I am tired of you always referring to me as a girl, or a hime, or whatever!! Let’s settle this, once and for all. We’ll see who the girl of this group really is.”
“And just how do you plan to do that?” asked Nino smugly, eyes never leaving his game, fingers constantly pounding on the console.
“Ooh! Ooh!” Aiba raised his hands excitedly, like a student who knew the answer to the teacher’s question. “I know just what you need. Be right back!”
Aiba left and several minutes later, came back with a plate, a wide smile on his face, and an emphatic, “Ta dah!”
Five minutes later, Sho patted a crying Jun on the back. “Have we learned our lesson now? Habaneros are not the way to prove your manliness to anyone.”
Ohno nodded in agreement while patting a similarly tearful Nino as Aiba frantically ran around the room scrounging every pitcher of water he could find.
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2) Attention span of a goldfish
“Ok, Aiba, pay very close attention.” At Aiba’s nod, indicating he was paying attention, Nino proceeded to perform the latest magic trick he had spent days and days learning.
Nino flicked his wand, made the appropriate hand movements, and ended with a smile and a flourish of hands waving frantically around his DS, which he magically made disappear and then reappear.
Nino waited for the applause, but none came. Looking to Aiba, he found the older man staring at his magician’s cap, tapping it, as if looking for something to come out.
Aiba looked at Nino, a pout on his face, looking thoroughly confused. “Ne, Nino…where’s the rabbit?”
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3) I’ve wanted to try this for a long time
“Nino, what are you doing?”
“Nothing.”
“Nino…”
“Shh. I’ve wanted to try this for a long time.” Nino looked at Sho with an evil smirk, feather in one hand.
“This isn’t going to end well,” sighed Sho and opted to leave the room before the trouble erupted.
Down the hall, Sho heard a yell from the room. Turning, he watched Nino run past him laughing his head off and Jun running after him, shaving cream all over his face and hands, screaming obscenities and promises of bodily harm for Nino.
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4) Ferris wheel
“Remind me again why you brought me, of all people, to an amusement park?”
“Because!”
Sho waited several seconds for the other man to clarify before sighing and pointing out what was wrong with the man‘s reasoning. “‘Because’ is not an answer, Aiba.”
Aiba, it seemed, either didn’t hear or didn’t care about his reply, because he suddenly grabbed Sho’s arm and dragged the older man, giving Sho no choice but to run after him.
“Ferris wheel, it is!” exclaimed Aiba, as if that had been the hidden answer to life itself. “Come on Sho-chan. What’s the harm?” Aiba smiled widely at Sho and dragged him to the waiting line.
“The harm,” it turns out, comes several minutes later when the ride stops to let riders off and their seat is positioned at the very top of the wheel and Sho is screaming his lungs off, pleading to be let off the ride so he can be on safe and solid ground and Aiba is pleading to be let off the ride so he can be away from Sho’s screams.
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5) Five copies of the same CD
“Happy 10th Anniversary, minna!!”
The five of them clinked their glasses in a toast.
“And here’s to many more!”
Downing his drink in one shot, Ohno pulled out the bag from under the table, took out the four neatly wrapped boxes, and proceeded to hand them out one by one to his bandmates. “Just a little something, in commemoration.”
“Big word,” smirked Nino.
“Shut up and open it,” returned Ohno with a smirk of his own.
“Ne…I brought presents too,” said Aiba with a smile on his face, pulling out a bag from under the table.
“Me, too,” said Jun and Nino together. They laughed and pulled out bags of their own.
“I guess great minds think alike,” said Sho, pulling out another bag.
Several minutes and many ripped wrappers later, each man sat in their respective seats, holding four copies of the same CD - their first album in brand new condition - and each of them claiming to have their own copies at home.
“Does this mean we all have five copies of the same CD?” asked Aiba, partly confused and partly amused.
“As I said,” answered Sho with a smile, “great minds think alike.”
-End-
[Rating] G
[Words] 742
[Summary] Manliness is tested, magic is performed, pranks are pulled, screams break eardrums, and celebrations are…celebrated. ^^
[Disclaimer] Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. Need I say more?
[Notes] For
devanat, cuz she may have pestered me for it? But since I fail at drabbles, I’ll still give you that happy story you want. Someday. XD
And um…each drabble is pretty much inspired by the SuJu random pair generator. :D (why are all my Arashi fics inspired by SuJu?? o.O)
1) Lies about our manliness
“That is it, Nino!” screamed an irate Jun. “I am tired of you always referring to me as a girl, or a hime, or whatever!! Let’s settle this, once and for all. We’ll see who the girl of this group really is.”
“And just how do you plan to do that?” asked Nino smugly, eyes never leaving his game, fingers constantly pounding on the console.
“Ooh! Ooh!” Aiba raised his hands excitedly, like a student who knew the answer to the teacher’s question. “I know just what you need. Be right back!”
Aiba left and several minutes later, came back with a plate, a wide smile on his face, and an emphatic, “Ta dah!”
Five minutes later, Sho patted a crying Jun on the back. “Have we learned our lesson now? Habaneros are not the way to prove your manliness to anyone.”
Ohno nodded in agreement while patting a similarly tearful Nino as Aiba frantically ran around the room scrounging every pitcher of water he could find.
---
2) Attention span of a goldfish
“Ok, Aiba, pay very close attention.” At Aiba’s nod, indicating he was paying attention, Nino proceeded to perform the latest magic trick he had spent days and days learning.
Nino flicked his wand, made the appropriate hand movements, and ended with a smile and a flourish of hands waving frantically around his DS, which he magically made disappear and then reappear.
Nino waited for the applause, but none came. Looking to Aiba, he found the older man staring at his magician’s cap, tapping it, as if looking for something to come out.
Aiba looked at Nino, a pout on his face, looking thoroughly confused. “Ne, Nino…where’s the rabbit?”
---
3) I’ve wanted to try this for a long time
“Nino, what are you doing?”
“Nothing.”
“Nino…”
“Shh. I’ve wanted to try this for a long time.” Nino looked at Sho with an evil smirk, feather in one hand.
“This isn’t going to end well,” sighed Sho and opted to leave the room before the trouble erupted.
Down the hall, Sho heard a yell from the room. Turning, he watched Nino run past him laughing his head off and Jun running after him, shaving cream all over his face and hands, screaming obscenities and promises of bodily harm for Nino.
---
4) Ferris wheel
“Remind me again why you brought me, of all people, to an amusement park?”
“Because!”
Sho waited several seconds for the other man to clarify before sighing and pointing out what was wrong with the man‘s reasoning. “‘Because’ is not an answer, Aiba.”
Aiba, it seemed, either didn’t hear or didn’t care about his reply, because he suddenly grabbed Sho’s arm and dragged the older man, giving Sho no choice but to run after him.
“Ferris wheel, it is!” exclaimed Aiba, as if that had been the hidden answer to life itself. “Come on Sho-chan. What’s the harm?” Aiba smiled widely at Sho and dragged him to the waiting line.
“The harm,” it turns out, comes several minutes later when the ride stops to let riders off and their seat is positioned at the very top of the wheel and Sho is screaming his lungs off, pleading to be let off the ride so he can be on safe and solid ground and Aiba is pleading to be let off the ride so he can be away from Sho’s screams.
---
5) Five copies of the same CD
“Happy 10th Anniversary, minna!!”
The five of them clinked their glasses in a toast.
“And here’s to many more!”
Downing his drink in one shot, Ohno pulled out the bag from under the table, took out the four neatly wrapped boxes, and proceeded to hand them out one by one to his bandmates. “Just a little something, in commemoration.”
“Big word,” smirked Nino.
“Shut up and open it,” returned Ohno with a smirk of his own.
“Ne…I brought presents too,” said Aiba with a smile on his face, pulling out a bag from under the table.
“Me, too,” said Jun and Nino together. They laughed and pulled out bags of their own.
“I guess great minds think alike,” said Sho, pulling out another bag.
Several minutes and many ripped wrappers later, each man sat in their respective seats, holding four copies of the same CD - their first album in brand new condition - and each of them claiming to have their own copies at home.
“Does this mean we all have five copies of the same CD?” asked Aiba, partly confused and partly amused.
“As I said,” answered Sho with a smile, “great minds think alike.”
-End-