VF Crack fic: King of the Jungle Part 2
Nighty: Wow! I actually continued a crack fic!
AKI: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
Nighty: I’m pretty stressed out so I’m typing this for the lulz!
Aki: Why can’t you be a contributing member to society rather than make crack fics?
Nighty: A contributing member to society? You mean like, NORMAL? Eeew! No way!
KING OF THE JUNGLE PART 2! (Part 2 is so very unoriginal because everything is getting sequels nowadays) Plus this sequel like all the other sequels out there…SUCKS MAJOR ARSE.
NightygaL: This is proof of how very uncreative I am. If you’ve read Viewfinder then you will be very familiar with the flow of the story…if not, then continue reading it! It’s not like I edited VF Vol.1 Chapter 1 and placed it in a jungle scene!
So the photographer that everyone loves to rape found himself abducted by the king of the jungle in Calvin Klein.
“Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! Let me go! Put me down!” he shrieked and flailed around, not aware that if he was let down, he’ll die.
Ryu only grunted “Little homo sapien noisy. Must shut up.” before sedating him with a quick injection (He has his connections with medical supplies…from the jungle!)
The next morning Aki found himself awakened very rudely by water cognac being splashed on his face.
“Uhhh…waa…?”
“Homo sapien awake?” A strong manly voice reminding him of Koyasu Takehito boomed.
Aki opened his eyes and found himself naked and bound by leather and chains vines which left his body wide open to rape Ryu’s perusal.
“What’s this…What’s going on?!” He yelled when Ryu pulled his leg further exposing him from in between the lines.
“Ryu likes view.” Ryu noted while smoking another one of his rolled-up leaves.
“H-hey! What are you doing?! I’m a guy! Stop staring!” Aki snapped his faced turning deep crimson but Ryu’s strong grip maintained his embarrassing position.
“Wish to know about Ryu? Ryu grant wish” The older man whispered smoothly opening the vial and forcing Aki to take whiff of the arousing *poison.
*Poison came from Man-eater plant in Crimson Spell! Buy now in ebay! 50% off! Very cheap!
But Ryu knows better because it can also be found…in the jungle!
“Waahh…What’s going on…My body feels so hot…” Takaba’s mind raged and the height of his arousal went straight up to his stomach.
Does anybody notice how similar this sounds? Naturally, bla bla yada yada yada , yaoi stuff, fangirl orgasm, bla bla bla so this part is getting waaaaaay too serious to the point it requires proper English sentences, phrasing and grammar.
Anyway, let’s skip that part because ruining the fun for throes of excited fangirls is number one priority.
Meanwhile…in the same expensive jungle set…Actually you can scroll down and miss out all the boring stuff here. Seriously, it’s just bitchy gayness anyway.
“I thought you said we were going to Europe for a tour of the palaces…” A very irate Chinese dude growled...
LIKE OMG!! My fic is going to be split into two parts! Just like the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!! Now it really sucks more! BOOOOOO! LJ! BOOOO!