I hate the Dave Matthews Band
I hate the Dave Matthews Band.
Oh yes, it's true. I can not fucking stand them. I know to some people this is like wiping your ass with the American flag. But when the Dave Matthews Band reverberates inside your skull everytime your roommate (Matt) turns on his stereo, things like this happen.
Even pre-EIU, I never understood what was so special about them. I never thought their music was bad. Heck, I even found myself grooving to a couple of their songs here and there. But why is it that whenever their music comes on in a bar or on the radio, everyone seems to stop what they're doing and go "OMIGOD! It's DAVE!!!!!"
Now, I have to bite my tongue and force myself not to go "OMIGOD! It's a RETARD!"
So Dave, just to let you know, if you and I are ever within a one mile radius of eachother, I will find you. And that voice you have? You know, the one that in moderation sounds cool, but after five hours straight sounds like a constipated donkey? It's going bye bye. At least, that's what SHOULD happen when a man gets an exacto-knife jammed into his throat.
Yeah, it's been one of those days.
Rob
Oh yes, it's true. I can not fucking stand them. I know to some people this is like wiping your ass with the American flag. But when the Dave Matthews Band reverberates inside your skull everytime your roommate (Matt) turns on his stereo, things like this happen.
Even pre-EIU, I never understood what was so special about them. I never thought their music was bad. Heck, I even found myself grooving to a couple of their songs here and there. But why is it that whenever their music comes on in a bar or on the radio, everyone seems to stop what they're doing and go "OMIGOD! It's DAVE!!!!!"
Now, I have to bite my tongue and force myself not to go "OMIGOD! It's a RETARD!"
So Dave, just to let you know, if you and I are ever within a one mile radius of eachother, I will find you. And that voice you have? You know, the one that in moderation sounds cool, but after five hours straight sounds like a constipated donkey? It's going bye bye. At least, that's what SHOULD happen when a man gets an exacto-knife jammed into his throat.
Yeah, it's been one of those days.
Rob