HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!
It was ten years ago today....
that the very first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!
Ways To Celebrate This Sacred Day:
Run about quoting Buffy/Angel all day,
wear leather dusters,
carry around a stake,
call your least favorite person a 'bitca',
beware ventriloquist dummies,
DON'T shag your immortal boyfriend - he might not be so cuddly in the morning,
light a candle for Tara and Anya and Jenny and Cordy and Doyle and Joyce and Jonathan and Fred and the countless others,
have fun convincing your little sister she's not real,
get drunk and have sex in a magic shop,
spend the day with dorky friends at the school library,
eat the principal,
cross-reference,
drink pig's blood,
roleplay (but fear getting stuck as your character),
go lezzie for a cute Wicca,
turn your friend into a rat,
sleep with a hot soldier,
switch bodies with your enemy just for fun,
have a tea party with your dolls,
brood,
buy new hair gel,
sing "Mandy" at a karaoke bar,
wear a Claddagh ring and sigh at it longingly,
build a friend a handy weapons chest for their birthday,
write and read Spangel fic,
turn Antonio Banderas into a vampire,
wear leather pants,
form an evil trio of nerds,
raise the dead,
get a hand (or both) chopped off,
brood some more,
use the word 'shpadoinkle!',
do the Snoopy dance,
kickbox,
fear bunnies,
listen to the BtVS soundtrack all day,
watch the very first episode and bask in nostalgia,
do your nails like Drusilla's,
drive around listening to the Sex Pistols,
'borrow' your boss' Viper,
get a kitten and name it Miss Kitty Fantastico,
live the day as if it's a musical,
put a petri dish in your mouth,
ask your latest internet friend whether or not he's a demon,
ask your science teacher whether or not she's a giant bug,
become a neanderthal version of yourself,
create a bot of any of the characters (to, ummm...play checkers with),
get tattoos to keep you under all modern radar,
steal a puppy and name it Sunshine,
try to force-feed said puppy to your lover,
nail a puppy to a...skip it,
contribute artistically to the eternal Buffy fandom in some way,
and THANK THE GODS FOR JOSS WHEDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!