It is better to sleep on things beforehand than to lie awake about them afterward.
Amy: hey sarah, can you get my phone? It's right in my bag.
Sarah: yep. here.. (searches through bag next to her and stops abruptly) wait, which is your bag?
Amy: uh, that one. that one there, the one you just looked through. what, is it not in there?
Sarah: this is your bag? with the uh, with the Axe deordorant for men?
Amy: yeah, hah.
Sarah: .. (laughing) may i ask why you use Axe deodorant for men?
Amy: (taking it) well, i figure.. i used to date guys who wore Axe, and that was my main attraction to them, you know? the way they smelled, it was so good. So now, i figure, why bother dating guys when i can just (raises arm, sniffs armpit and grins) mmm.. love(:
People like this are what make my life worth living(:
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