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Warning: These prompts are not work safe.
Instructions: Write down 12 random characters before looking at questions.
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
2. Who in all the multi-verse would 11 most likely bottom to?
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5?
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
8. When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy?
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
14. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
15. 8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
18. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
20. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
23.
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
(Jagr) Not really, actually. He’s very jolly at times, but also very caring. So I think he’d be a little too stingy/weary to put himself on display. Maybe a bit of a voyeur.
Who in all the multi-verse would 11 most likely bottom to?
(Spurgeon) Pretty much anyone. He’s only a second year. And he’s a tiny thing. He knows when he has to pay his dues.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
(Couture or Theo) Theo. Sorry Logan. But, hot goalie madness. Even if that would mean Theo was cheating. Tsk tsk.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
(Tuukka or Claude) Oh that is just CRUEL. Claude. Because I have a massive thing for gingers. But at the same time, Tuukka starts talkin’ in Finnish and he could make me do whatever the fucks he want me to do.
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
(Rinne - Scandella)
…give me a moment while I reboot after a brain melts at this image.
“You should meet me back there.” The goalie whispered, lips barely moving as he smiled and nodded along with the conversation taking place in front of them.
“Huh?”
“Pass a little time, yeah?”
“…Not a lot of room back there.” The defenseman fought the blush that crept on his cheeks as the Finn barely glanced his way for a moment.
“Good thing I’m goalie then, yes? Very bendy.”
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
(Jared Spurgeon) Not a whole lot. Love Spurgy to death, but I’ll leave the lusting after for some of his teammates. ;) However, I can’t say that Kas hasn’t snuck pictures to sell on the ‘black market’. ‘cause, you know, he totally would have taken some as part of a prank before realizing the advantages they could have!
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
(Theo + Backs)
Last year? On the road or post practice, parking lot interludes. This year? Some private beach Theo’s found in his new dwellings. Yup. I wouldn’t put the writing above Max.
When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
(Rinne) One of his other sexy goalie-club members. Tied. To the bed. To the net. Themselves. About every single player that gets a shot in on him bending to his mercy. >___>
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
(Spurgy) …you really love Spurgy today don’t you? I’m gonna say handcuffs. On others. And feathers. Light but so effective. Putting people at his whim. Yup. In ways that don’t require force…but he can go there if he wants to. For himself? Maybe a blow job simulator. Hmm. Yup. Feelin’ like a creep.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
( Rinne/Talbot/Giroux)
Finn Frenching.
Oh fuck yes, this would be fucking amazing. Read, write, oh fuck I might have to be.
It would contain Pekka working through his personal fantasy of ‘punishing’ Max and Roo after they slip one past him. Either assist or both scoring on him. He totally calls the shots. Making Claude help restrain a rather stubborn Talbot.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
(Marco, Danny)
The Marco in my head loves it. It might take Danny some convincing…it would have to be more than a one-nighter, I think. Established relationship.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
(Spurgeon, Logan Couture)
Logan would get drunk and tweet it. Jared would silently make his life hell by bribing guys (with Devin’s help as the go-between) on Logan’s team. Coach would look the other way ‘cause Log needs to learn to be careful with his social media skills.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
(Talbot, Theo)
Max has this secret desire to trace Theo’s tattoos line by line. Fingers. Feathers. Tongue. Wax. Your choice. Slowly. Seeing just how patient the goalie is.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
(Rask, Rinne)
…chocolate. Let me explain. There’s a Finnish candy that’s a salty licorice. And there is chocolate filling in some. Sweat + chocolate, a little taste of home? ;)
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
(Hackett, Rask) Oooh. That’s hard. Rask has quite the temper on him. But Hack is a little sneaky-fiesty too. But Rask. He relents when Hack decides to fight back.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
(Backstrom)
no foot fetish for Backs. He’s seen skater’s feet/smelled them. No thanks. Yup.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
(Hackett, Theo)
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I…ha….hwa….
COUGH Okay. Assuming I was living in a world where all my insecurities were non-existant…
Matt would totally be my bitch in every possible way you can think of and then some. Yup.
Jose would be kind to the poor ickle thing (haha) and give him a few stretching/flexibility lessons. Yup.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
(Jagr, Rask) There are some frilly things that a person with the lesser stats may have to adorn in the bedroom. But regardless of who’s wearing them…Jaromir still loves to be made to please.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
(Jagr, Backs) The language of the heart is greater than the tongue, in mixed czech and Swedish
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
( Scandy - Spurgeon/Briere) *LAUGHS* Scandy. Stop writing about your buddy!
There’s only so much you can learn from your own kind. Spurgeon seeks help from an admiring verteran who shows him just how to act against him…literally.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
(Scandy, Hackett)
…Universe, I love you.
He would snatch the boa and use it to force Scandy onto his knees. Scandy would have a shit-eating grin and oblige.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
Niklas Backstrom and Claude Giroux are having a quickie in a broom closet when Matt Hackett walks in on them. Naturally enough, Matt joins in, first paging Logan Couture, who's in the middle of fucking Jose Theodore into the mattress. Logan abandons Jose on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Jose, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Tuukka Rask attempts to rescue him. But Jose will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Jaromir Jagr is one of his regular clients.
Players within: Claude Giroux, Marco Scandella, Logan Couture, Tuukka Rask, Jose Theodore, Danny Briere, Max Talbot, Matt Hackett, Niklas Backstrom (Wild), Jaromir Jagr, Jared Spurgeon, Pekka Rinne
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
(Ruby, OuaT) Exhibitionist. Yup.
Who in all the multi-verse would 11 most likely bottom to?
(Yoruichi.) Bitch, please. Yoru doesn’t submit. Ruby might be able to make her. Maybe. SLIGHT possibility.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
(Regina, Mirajane) Mirajane has the white hair thing going on. The sweet with a rough past. Yup.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
(Santana, Morgana) MORGANA. Hands fuckin’ DOWN. >__>
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
(Syd, Soi Fon) “Speak of this, and you will die. You will be watched. Yoruichi-sama must not find out.”
“…You have people watching?” shriek
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
(Yoruichi) She’d probably give them to me. Soi Fon confiscated them. You’ll have to talk to her.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
( Mirajane, Ruby (SPN) ) In the dinner after closing. They’re both experienced ‘servers’ after all. Some how I see Yoruichi having fun penning it.
When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
(Syd) Being taken on a pair of silk sheets in her city-scape overlooking condo that only the best can buy. By Z.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
(Yoruichi)
A few very useful Kido combinations.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
(Syd/Kate/Morgana) The Chain. That would be one heck of a thing to pull off, involving Syd’s conviction of the evasive villain Morgana, and the innocent Kate (syd’s lover) who tries to bridge a gap of understanding. Psychological play warnings.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
(Soi Fon, z) Soi Fon. Absolutely. But only for Yoruichi-sama.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
(Yorichi, Regina) Yoruichi, just not caring. Regina would try to steal away everything she cared about for ruining her reputation.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
(Kate, Mirajane) For Mira to trust her and take her while in Satan Soul form.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
(Santana, Syd) Whipped cream.
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
(Kanako, Santana) Santana. Kanako likes having someone who will take charge/doesn’t give a crap she has so much financial power.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
(Ruby (SPN) ) …she’s a demon. I’m pretty sure there isn’t a lot.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
(Kanako, Mirajane) I’d make her put on her ‘banker’ uniform. Yup. If Mira walked in on this, she’d totally use her satan soul to out-dom Kanako. Yup. And then make Kanako apologize for making her do such a thing and be gentle with her.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
(Ruby [OuaT], Santana) Santana, for all the bitch that she can be, loves that Ruby will be considerate/slow/caring. Just take care of her. They have reputations to uphold, after all.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
(Ruby [OuaT] Ruby [SPN] ) HAHa!
It wouldn’t say anything. It would just be the symbol of their name. Two of them. Connected.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
(Soi Fon, Yoruichi/Z) HAHHAHA! Yoru/Z have an elicited heated affair. But Z is ungreatful and unworthy. So a mysterous former pupil of Yoru comes to save her from the poisonous relationship
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
(soi fon, Kanako) Kanako would raise her eyebrow, and beacon her closer.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
Ruby [SPN] and Morgana are having a quickie in a broom closet when Kanako walks in on them. Naturally enough, Kanako joins in, first paging Regina, who's in the middle of fucking Mirajane into the mattress. Regina abandons Mirajane on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Mirajane, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Santana attempts to rescue her. But Mirajane will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Ruby [OuaT] is one of her regular clients.
Characters Within: Morgana, Soi Fon, Regina, Santana, Mirajane, Z, Kate (SGA), Kanako, Ruby (SPN), Ruby (OuaT), Yoruichi, Syd
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
(Kurogane) Nope. Not at all. Too private.
Who in all the multi-verse would 11 most likely bottom to?
(Remus) Sirius. Duh.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
(Brian Kinney, Fai) Brian. Even though, you know, that would never happen.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
(Shuuhei, Captain Jack Harkness) if just the two of us? Shuu. Yuup. Both preferable. It would knock another ‘species’ off of Jack’s list.
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
(Ryuunosuke, RJ) RJ would offer some metaphor about altitude and sex, Ryuu would puzzle over it until RJ distracted him with his damn good tongue work. Ryuu would contemplate it later.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
(Remus)
I would pay to have them taken away. Remus wouldn’t want that. I want to save him from the embarrassment. And enjoy them myself. I just said-you can’t have them.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
(fai, Casey) Somewhere outside after practicing techniques together. Possibly with hotsprings involved. BALTHY WOULD SO BE ON THIS.
When 12 masturbates, he or she thinks about...
Ryuunosuke…best serving his master.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Remus- faux Fur. It has a psychological appeal to his wolf. Very tantalizing.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
(Ryuu/Balthazar/CaptainJack) Taming Angels and Dragons. That would be interesting, I have to say. Blasphamy for one. Who knows with Jack.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
(RJ, Sirius) RJ, me thinks.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
(Remus, brian) Brian. Absolutely. Remus wouldn’t retaliate. He’s hide in embarrassment, until Sirius convinced him of how mad he should be. He’d plot out something genious trickery. Sirius would impliment.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
(Balthazar, Fai) To be called Yuui. For Balthazar to not ignore the filthiness he feels like his soul is. Which would, in a way, make it feel like redemption.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
(Shuuhei, Ryuunosuke) … oh gosh. I’m really not sure there!
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
(Takeru, shuuhei) shuuhei. Because Takeru needs to admit that he doesn’t have to hold power/control all the time.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Casey - anything with food. He sees too much on the job.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he/she had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
(Takeru, Fai)
I’d try to take care of him. ‘Cause he needs to not have so much on his shoulders. Fai would be similar , loving.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
(Kurogane, Shuuhei)
They would keep shut about it no matter what. All of it. It does not exist. >__> at least not as far as others are concerned.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
(Kuro, Casey) It would be a tiger crawling around a sword.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
(RJ, Remus/Sirius) OH MY GOD THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. AND HE WOULD!
It would involve their own ‘spirits’ connecting. Yup. In multiple ways.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
(RJ, Takeru) Takeru would get a huge: WTF look on his face, sigh, and possibly pass him off on others knowing it’s just RJ’s way. If RJ didn’t walk right back out.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
Casey and Captain Jack Harkness are having a quickie in a broom closet when Takeru walks in on them. Naturally enough, Takeru joins in, first paging Brian, who's in the middle of fucking Fai into the mattress. ((Sounds about right there!!)) Brian abandons Fai on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Fai, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Shuuhei attempts to rescue him. But Fai will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Kurogan is one of his/her regular clients. ((OH FUCK YES!!))
Characters Within: Captain Jack Harkness, RJ, Brian Kinney, Shuuhei, Fai, Sirius, Balthazar, Takeru, Casey, Kurogane, Remus, Ryuunosuke