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701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
John Daley's
702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
Nope never thought of it that way
703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
never had any of them.
704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
nope
705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
? Don't know
706. Of the following, which word best describes you:
responsible: nope
spontaneous: sometimes
tactful: definitely not
uninhbited: nope
707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's) maybe
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's) nope
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance) nope
708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
lol you can't
709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
hmm no idea
710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
? no idea
711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
the only one i know of is walmart...?
712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
yesh
713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?
yes
714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
never seen the original
715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?
don't have an idea
716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
want to know whats going on
717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
probably
718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?
harley shirt
719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?
The One and Only Porcupines
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.
720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
sure?
What does that feeling come from?
adrenaline?
721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
none
722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
yes
723. Write a question and answer it here.
.......
724. Who is your favorite playwright?
don't have one
725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
mama
726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
godzilla
727. Do you like truffles?
never had them
Do you like Turkish delight?
nope
728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
normally
729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
plants
730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
lol nope
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
plaid
732. What would you consider ordinary?
nothing
733. What is out of the ordinary?
everything
734. Do you ever watch COPS?
nope
735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
yess
736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
no idea
737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
no idea. awesomenss?
738. When do you act the most dramatic?
drujnk
739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
yes
740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
flowers
741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?
mcculey culkein
742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
YES! zach did that to me before
743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
no idea
744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
nope
745. If you haven't would you want to?
yeah
746. If you ever did what would you write?
i love you
747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
heartache
748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
you're vs your
749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
fish in a tank
750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
love
751. What causes you to panic?
everything
752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
no
753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
lol i dont think so
754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
none.
755. Why wait?
dont need to
756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
working against me.
757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
pet addi
758. How much Tolkien have you read?
none
759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:
Time Bomb by Rancid
Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo
The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha
50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon
Run by collective Soul -- probably
760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
sometimes
761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
yes
762. How do you feel about organized religion?
i don't mind it.
763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
had some double coupon thing going on.
763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?
harry potter!
764. Name a group of people:
wizards
765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none.
766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
yes
767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
never seen it
768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?
metallica
769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
no but i know what mine is
770. Do you like reggae music?
no
771. What makes your life worth it every day?
my puppy
772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
sometimes
773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
a lot
774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?
yourself
775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
i cant think of any at the moment
776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
1989 marked the beginning of the Heisei period in Japan.
777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
11:11
778. Are you self-sufficient?
sometimes
779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
needed
780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
15
781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
sure
782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
hyes
783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
slapping boyfriend and breaking glasses
784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
fan getting caught on something
785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?
gourd
786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
dark chocolate
788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
nothing
789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
nope
790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
silver/white gold
791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
adorable
792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
hmm no idea
793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
not sure
794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?
not sure
795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
not sure
796. Are you a good massage-giver?
yesh
797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?
not sure
798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
sure
799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
...
800. Are you often sarcastic?
sometimes