Memories....tee hee
Shannon forwarded me an old email from October 11,2004. rhyenblues and I went to Bismarck for the weekend to visit friends. We went bar hopping one night on Saturday, and got pretty messed up. I had to bring Wal-mart bags with me on the way home the next day in case I had to yak. Since then Jerr and Shannon have moved to Fargo and have have a new house....but this cracks me up. Most are inside-type jokes, but I thought I would share anyways.
Sent: Monday, October 11, 2004 10:09 AM
To sum it up... Words to the wise and lessons learned..
1. Always Harass the cat whenever you are a guest at someone's house.
2.The jalapeno's at the Walrus ARE HOT and you never have to worry about bringing your own toothpick..there are some on the floor.
3.Always bring a flashlight and remember the corn closes early in Bismarck.
4.When Green Day is attacked by Aliens... always have enough German wine on hand to give Metallica when they show up.
5. The first pancake never turns out... & remember to read carefully. Tiny pancakes are yummy.
6. Crunchy bacon ROCKS!
7. If we ever loose our jobs we could be back up singers for Billy Joel.
8. Orange is the new black this season.
9. Learn what really should be in a Mai Tai.
10. The appetizers at Grizzlies are awesome.
11. Purses at 92% off are an excellent deal you cannot refuse.
12. I like new shoes.
13. A rare fe-mullet species has been discovered @ Cash Wise in Bismarck.
14. When you go to the liqour store.. you should know you are in trouble when you buy two large bottles of different alcohols.
15.Shannon's Deep dish pizza rocks.
16. There is plenty of room at the Elbow Room. .. but don't expect them to know the specials or when they end.. the employee's just work there!
17. Amber Dexterous, Alotta Fagina and Ivana Humpalot were all at Sidelines on Saturday night drinking big ass beers with Michael Jackson.
18. Pirates Cove plays crappy music.
19. A Bucks, is a Bucks, is a Bucks no matter what city in ND you are in.
20. To fool people that you really are not drunk outside of gas stations..try pretending that you are straight.
21. When Prince shows up late in the evening, remember he is a God.. but 1999 was 5 years ago and we are too old to party like it.
22. When you drink everything in site.. you should just make your bed by the toilet and have a bucket ready just in case you get the 2 for 1 special.
23. No matter how drunk you are.. stay up for the nacho's.
24. Bedrooms that have toilets 4 feet away from the bed are a good thing.
25. Having a day to recover before going back to work.. Priceless.
Sent: Monday, October 11, 2004 10:09 AM
To sum it up... Words to the wise and lessons learned..
1. Always Harass the cat whenever you are a guest at someone's house.
2.The jalapeno's at the Walrus ARE HOT and you never have to worry about bringing your own toothpick..there are some on the floor.
3.Always bring a flashlight and remember the corn closes early in Bismarck.
4.When Green Day is attacked by Aliens... always have enough German wine on hand to give Metallica when they show up.
5. The first pancake never turns out... & remember to read carefully. Tiny pancakes are yummy.
6. Crunchy bacon ROCKS!
7. If we ever loose our jobs we could be back up singers for Billy Joel.
8. Orange is the new black this season.
9. Learn what really should be in a Mai Tai.
10. The appetizers at Grizzlies are awesome.
11. Purses at 92% off are an excellent deal you cannot refuse.
12. I like new shoes.
13. A rare fe-mullet species has been discovered @ Cash Wise in Bismarck.
14. When you go to the liqour store.. you should know you are in trouble when you buy two large bottles of different alcohols.
15.Shannon's Deep dish pizza rocks.
16. There is plenty of room at the Elbow Room. .. but don't expect them to know the specials or when they end.. the employee's just work there!
17. Amber Dexterous, Alotta Fagina and Ivana Humpalot were all at Sidelines on Saturday night drinking big ass beers with Michael Jackson.
18. Pirates Cove plays crappy music.
19. A Bucks, is a Bucks, is a Bucks no matter what city in ND you are in.
20. To fool people that you really are not drunk outside of gas stations..try pretending that you are straight.
21. When Prince shows up late in the evening, remember he is a God.. but 1999 was 5 years ago and we are too old to party like it.
22. When you drink everything in site.. you should just make your bed by the toilet and have a bucket ready just in case you get the 2 for 1 special.
23. No matter how drunk you are.. stay up for the nacho's.
24. Bedrooms that have toilets 4 feet away from the bed are a good thing.
25. Having a day to recover before going back to work.. Priceless.