here are the things that i do to amuse myself at work
I think really awful, lewd, vulgar come ons at customers. This cracks me the fuck up without fail.
I think really over-the-top hippie thoughts about how I am connecting with these people on a deeper level than we realize and truly, I love this person. This also cracks me up pretty much without fail.
Earlier today, this woman wrote a check for the wrong amount and I was like oh it's suchandsuch amount and she was like well I heard you say this, I don't have many checks left, you should speak clearly when you say it, you should speak clearly, speak clearly, and she was jerking her stuff around and muttering and so on and she was just so fucking mad that I wanted to die laughing because I simply did not know what else to do with myself in the presence of someone so resentful of me.
I am really looking forward to December and hoping that it works out. It is pretty much my main motivation to try to enjoy work. A couple more months of this, I keep telling myself, and then I get a fabbbulous prize!
Goddammit goddammit ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these mood icons make me lol every fucking time.
I think really over-the-top hippie thoughts about how I am connecting with these people on a deeper level than we realize and truly, I love this person. This also cracks me up pretty much without fail.
Earlier today, this woman wrote a check for the wrong amount and I was like oh it's suchandsuch amount and she was like well I heard you say this, I don't have many checks left, you should speak clearly when you say it, you should speak clearly, speak clearly, and she was jerking her stuff around and muttering and so on and she was just so fucking mad that I wanted to die laughing because I simply did not know what else to do with myself in the presence of someone so resentful of me.
I am really looking forward to December and hoping that it works out. It is pretty much my main motivation to try to enjoy work. A couple more months of this, I keep telling myself, and then I get a fabbbulous prize!
Goddammit goddammit ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these mood icons make me lol every fucking time.