the scales that do slither deliver meee froooommmmmmmm
There is this dude that comes into Sun Harvest sometimes who I suspect thinks I am hottt stufffff and as charming as I find that and as charming as I find him, it sort of makes me very uncomfortable lol just because I like him so much as a person but am sincerely not really interested in that way.
Here are reasons why I think he likes me and I am not just a narcissistic buttface:
He introduced himself to me.
He always always always goes through my line.
He said it was his favorite lane.
He is nice as fuck to me and smiles a lot and makes a lot of eye contact with me anddd says Thanks Taylor instead of just Thanks or whatever it is that he says lol I am too much of a giggly idiot to really remember anything when I encounter people who make me flustered.
Here are reasons why he definitely does not dig me and I am just a narcissistic buttface:
He is like thirty and I am like nineteen lol.
He is super cute. I cannot put my finger on it because whenever he leaves I am baffled by how cute he is lol again, I am too much of a giggly idiot to really pay attention to what he looks like enough to get a clear picture in my head. But every time he comes in I am like oh wow I do not remember him being this goodlooking.
He has a new house in the area, which is not not not a cheap area to have a house in, which means uhhh he is mysteriously young and wealthy lol why would he be after the local grocery's girl on lane four who cannot even make good conversation or tell him where he can find good desserts in the area.
He is super charmingggg.
Uhhh I will be really sad if a dong ever asks me out because turning people down is like the hardest hardest hardest thing I can think of doing. Especially if they are woosome. Lol really, them being woosome just makes me really really want to be their friend, but how do you say that to someone who asks you out. No I would not like to date you but would you please be my friend.
Also I am very embarrassed by this whole entry for how narcissistic it is, but at least I am getting it out of the way, huh, huh, getting it out of my system, right. No one even has to read it, okay, do not even read it lol how boring.
In other news, it is time to go to work!!
Oh okay actually not yet, I went to make myself a sandwich but we are out of lunchmeat so it looks like Jimmy John's today. So I guess I will type more.
Uhhhhh oh. For various and silly reasons I did not talk about this previously but I am gonna do it now, I visited Natasha last weekend!!! It was basically the best thing that has ever happened to both of us. We mostly laid around in bed watching TV and movies ahhahahaha and occasionally walking to the grocery store and once to get pizza anndddddd then we also went to see the Mars Volta! Cooool. The show lol was not tremendously amazing, I mean, the band was good obv, super good, and Omar and Cedric danced like a couple of sillyass sexy nuttos, but a sitting concert does not wow me hella bad, I like to move around during shows. But it was good, we saw some sexy people and some really silly people and got shirts and then tried to walk back to the dorm and got a little lost and then found the right street and basicallyyyyy it was stupidly fun. Everything was stupidly fun lol god I have never ever had such a good weekend I am sure. Also Natasha is super super tiny lol it tickles me how short she is. Ummmmmmmmmmmm. I got to hear a lot of silly accents, too, lol El Paso, it is salad not shalad. Annddd we drew together a little lol mostly I just made her draw while I resisted the urge to doodle dicks everywhere which is the only thing I ever get the urge to doodle when I am drawing with someone else. And uhhhhhhhh. I dunno. Hella cuddles. It was good, it was good. I have been ridiculously lonely the past week after so so so so much contact with someone in a measly little four days. I was okay the night I got back, but the next day, hoo boy, I wanted to cry like all fucking day.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh okay I should probably actually get ready for work okay okay okay. See you later, internet, it is time for me to earn up some moolies.
Here are reasons why I think he likes me and I am not just a narcissistic buttface:
He introduced himself to me.
He always always always goes through my line.
He said it was his favorite lane.
He is nice as fuck to me and smiles a lot and makes a lot of eye contact with me anddd says Thanks Taylor instead of just Thanks or whatever it is that he says lol I am too much of a giggly idiot to really remember anything when I encounter people who make me flustered.
Here are reasons why he definitely does not dig me and I am just a narcissistic buttface:
He is like thirty and I am like nineteen lol.
He is super cute. I cannot put my finger on it because whenever he leaves I am baffled by how cute he is lol again, I am too much of a giggly idiot to really pay attention to what he looks like enough to get a clear picture in my head. But every time he comes in I am like oh wow I do not remember him being this goodlooking.
He has a new house in the area, which is not not not a cheap area to have a house in, which means uhhh he is mysteriously young and wealthy lol why would he be after the local grocery's girl on lane four who cannot even make good conversation or tell him where he can find good desserts in the area.
He is super charmingggg.
Uhhh I will be really sad if a dong ever asks me out because turning people down is like the hardest hardest hardest thing I can think of doing. Especially if they are woosome. Lol really, them being woosome just makes me really really want to be their friend, but how do you say that to someone who asks you out. No I would not like to date you but would you please be my friend.
Also I am very embarrassed by this whole entry for how narcissistic it is, but at least I am getting it out of the way, huh, huh, getting it out of my system, right. No one even has to read it, okay, do not even read it lol how boring.
In other news, it is time to go to work!!
Oh okay actually not yet, I went to make myself a sandwich but we are out of lunchmeat so it looks like Jimmy John's today. So I guess I will type more.
Uhhhhh oh. For various and silly reasons I did not talk about this previously but I am gonna do it now, I visited Natasha last weekend!!! It was basically the best thing that has ever happened to both of us. We mostly laid around in bed watching TV and movies ahhahahaha and occasionally walking to the grocery store and once to get pizza anndddddd then we also went to see the Mars Volta! Cooool. The show lol was not tremendously amazing, I mean, the band was good obv, super good, and Omar and Cedric danced like a couple of sillyass sexy nuttos, but a sitting concert does not wow me hella bad, I like to move around during shows. But it was good, we saw some sexy people and some really silly people and got shirts and then tried to walk back to the dorm and got a little lost and then found the right street and basicallyyyyy it was stupidly fun. Everything was stupidly fun lol god I have never ever had such a good weekend I am sure. Also Natasha is super super tiny lol it tickles me how short she is. Ummmmmmmmmmmm. I got to hear a lot of silly accents, too, lol El Paso, it is salad not shalad. Annddd we drew together a little lol mostly I just made her draw while I resisted the urge to doodle dicks everywhere which is the only thing I ever get the urge to doodle when I am drawing with someone else. And uhhhhhhhh. I dunno. Hella cuddles. It was good, it was good. I have been ridiculously lonely the past week after so so so so much contact with someone in a measly little four days. I was okay the night I got back, but the next day, hoo boy, I wanted to cry like all fucking day.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh okay I should probably actually get ready for work okay okay okay. See you later, internet, it is time for me to earn up some moolies.