Pretty sweet Guild party, that one we had here. I like Jay and Drew (Dru??!?!?) a lot, they're funny guys. I didn't like them too much at Ikkicon, but I guess I got the wrong impression or was in a bad mood or something, because now I think they are rad.
Wow, man, wow, I've been in such a good mood lately, such a good mood for so long, it's fucking crazy.
THIS IS WHAT I'D LOOK LIKE IF I WERE A BOY. HAIRY AND SHIRTLESS.
THIS BOY'S NAME IS JUSTICE. HE IS A NERD WHOSE EMOTIONS CONSTANTLY GET THE BETTER OF HIM.
THIS IS HORACE. HE IS A HORRIBLE BULLY WHO LIKES TO THROW THINGS AND CHAIN SMOKE, AND HE'S GOOD AT SINGING. THAT TATTOO IS A BEARHEAD AND CROSSBONES WITH AN ANCHOR COMING OUT OF THE BEAR'S MOUTH, FUCKING SWEET.
THIS IS BRODERICK, AND HE IS A TOUGHASS NERD. YOU HAD BETTER NOT SAY COMIC BOOKS SUCK IN FRONT OF HIM, HE WILL RIP YOU IN HALF AND THROW THE PIECES TO THE MOON.