sirenspull TEST DRIVE MEME

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Siren's Pull Test Drive Meme

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JESSICA HAMBY | True Blood (w/ Kannagara background)

[in_starvation]

you know you want awkwardchans hobbit prophet

[paterelohim]

[Hi, look who just ducked into the building you're in when the Sirens went off. Stupid friggin' Chuck's caught out at night again, but at least he made it in a building this time.

Chuck closes the door just a bit more enthusiastically than necessary and turns around, breathing hard. He doesn't even know where he is, in all honesty, but it's inside.

Oh. There's a person. Awkward smile time.] Oh, wow- uh, hi. Sorry about- that.

oh god why so cute god

[in_starvation]

[ Jessica, on the other hand, doesn't really have much problems with the monsters. Maybe she's a monster herself, or perhaps she knows when to fight and when to flee. Either way, she has to blink owlishly at the guy's barging in. ]

Oh. Hi. It's no problem, anyway. I know those things out there can be pretty nasty.

[ Says the vampire. ]

:3 :3 :3

[paterelohim]

[At some point Chuck will realize he's talking to a vampire, and it will be very funny. Right now all he sees is a pretty teenager who twenty or so years ago he would have been super awkward at, but now just makes him wonder why the Core has to keep calling children.]

Yeah, uh- thanks. They're pretty awful. I have no clue at all what to do, either, I'm still new here. [Steps away from the door and offers his hand.] I'm Chuck Shurley, by the way.

[in_starvation]

[ Unfortunately in vampire terms she's practically a baby herself. Only several months old at best. ]

Jessica Hamby. I just arrived here.

Place is a lot more modern than the last place I was in.

[paterelohim]

Really? Wow, welcome to the shitcan. [Snort.] What was the last place you were in?

[in_starvation]

This dimension-place called Kannagara. It's like in ancient Japan, but with dragons and gods and sometimes the occasional monster invasion. I was there for nearly a year before I got yanked here.

[paterelohim]

Wow. Really? Japan? You don't, uh, look like the ancient Japanese type.

How'd you wind up there?

[in_starvation]

That's because I'm not. I'm from Bon Temps, Louisiana. From there I got yanked to Kannagara and now I'm taken here. Don't ask me how or why, though.

[ She spreads her arms in a shrug. ]

So by now, I'm used to traveling in dimensions.

[paterelohim]

Man, that's a heck of a story. [Chewing on his lip thoughtfully.] Although after Louisiana I'd almost- [Shutting up now. No, Chuck, you are not allowed to make Southern jokes in front of the Southern girl.]

[in_starvation]

[ She'll probably laugh at them anyway if they're dirty enough. ]

Almost what? Got drowned in a swamp?

[paterelohim]

I'd almost be glad to have to deal with monster invasions instead.

[in_starvation]

If they're anything like the monster invasion in the other dimension I was in, I think drowning a swamp is more preferable.

[vampingitup]

[Excuse him for sounding a little bored, Jessica. He's a grouchy old vampire tonight. Also baby vampires + sardine can city = disaster yes?]

Welcome to the big city.

[in_starvation]

[ Only if they are uneducated. Thanks, Bill.

She looks surprised at seeing Eric. ]

Better than in the woods.

[ A beat. ]

Anyone else like us?

[vampingitup]

Plenty of them.

You shouldn't be around them. You're too new for their influence. [Or his.] Where's Bill Compton?