You Are 80% Evil
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My burn's finally gone, thank something. Probably not God. It hurt like a fucking bitch.

The boredom's coming back. I think I need to go hunting and ruin some carpet- note to self, look into tile/hardwood.

Or else I just need to fuck something, it's been a little while.

DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:LowSchizotypal Disorder:LowAntisocial Disorder:HighBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:LowNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Disorder:LowDependent Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low
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Ori did a quick dead-body check all over the house and then made sure it wasn't insanely messy. After all, Aya-chan would be over in ten minutes and she would like to give an impression of at least an effort at house-cleaning ( Read more... )

I found another portal to my world and bought a paper and looked around. Apparently they're on the brink of World War Three due to something-or-other that I clearly remember dreaming about ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and ( Read more... )

The portal out of Ori's house opens into the upstairs hallway of a fancy house. Ori tugs Garth into a bedroom and grins at her.

Deeva finished the artistic arrangement of the bodies, then walked up out of the basement into the rec room and locked the door behind her. She'd have time to reflect on her talent later, but for the moment she had a guest arriving soon ( Read more... )

Have decided to acquire a pet. Am looking into getting a cute girl. I can keep her for a few days, as long as she's housebroken.

I need to get laid. And kill something.

Back to the swingers' club it is.