Character Roulette Meme - I love this meme
So that meme I had done earlier. The one, where I answered random questions about characters, and some characters were thrown into odd situations with each other. I found out it has variations, and I couldn’t help myself. This one is purely Good Omens and Supernatural though, because those two are the current fandoms that have taken over my brain.
1. Adam Young (a.k.a. The Anti-Christ)
2. Aziraphale (a.k.a. Mr. Fell)
3. Dean Winchester (a.k.a. Batman, a.k.a. The Archangel Condom)
4. Castiel (a.k.a. Constantine cosplayer)
5. Crowley (a.k.a. Crawly, a.k.a. Flash Bastard, a.k.a. Most buggered soul in all of Creation)
6. Bela Talbot (a.k.a. That Bitch)
7. Sam Winchester (a.k.a. The Anti-Christ 2.0)
8. Robert ‘Bobby’ Singer (a.k.a. The only sane man in this mess.)
9. Gabriel (a.k.a. Loki)
10. Lucifer (aliases include: The Adversary, The Prince of Lies, Satan, The Fallen Morningstar, and more recently That Spoiled Brat by Death)
#1: 1 and 7 are married when a de-aged 3 comes to live with them. How do they cope?
Adam Young and Sam Winchester are married. (I think I love this meme already.) Much to Dean’s annoyance, I would guess. He probably kept grumbling during their wedding about how Adam would sacrifice him to Lucifer or something. A de-aged Dean comes to live with them.
Firstly, I’m pretty sure that given Sam’s nature and background he’d immediately start researching the lore as to what could have de-aged Dean. He does this while juggling taking care of a kid-Dean, who he finds absolutely adorable. He’ll have to make it a point later on to ask Adam about adopting. Adam on the other hand would roll his eyes and have Dean go back to normal with a thought. Sam would shrug a bit sheepishly having forgotten about what Adam can do, while Adam left to tell off Gabriel or Crowley for changing his brother-in-law into a kid, because it’s obvious one of them were behind it.
Dean, I imagine, during this whole fiasco would probably still be grumbling about the fact that his brother obviously has no taste because he’s married Lucifer’s son. However, he’d have to grudgingly admit that Adam is a nice guy after all. Sam would consider this a victory.
#2: 10 and 4 are both in love with 6. Whom does 6 pick?
Lucifer and Castiel are both in love with Bela. (Excuse me while I laugh my arse off at this.) Whom does Bela pick?
Given that’s it Bela in question here, I have this feeling that she’d choose money see which of the two angels could woo her better. This would be after drinking very heavily on initially finding out about it. She’s still human, and I imagine having two angels - especially Lucifer - in love with you would make you want to get piss drunk. Then want to get therapy.
I still say she’d choose money.
#3: 2 finds nude pictures of 5. What do they do with them?
Aziraphale finds nude pictures of Crowley. What does he do with them? (Have I mentioned that I love this meme yet? I really do.)
He’d blush redder than a tomato for a good few hours, which was probably why Crowley sent him the pictures in the first place. I imagine still flustered, he’d go off to find the snake to tell him off. I think, said telling off will obviously include something about how they have an ‘Arrangement’ and Crowley shouldn’t try to tempt him. There would also be little remarks about how Crowley’s proportions in the photographs are off.
Crowley of course would be laughing his arse off during the entire incident, and patting himself on the back for a job well done. Then they’d go to the Ritz for dinner, where he and the angel would get piss drunk. This would have been Crowley’s initial intention all along, because he could then tempt the angel into drunken sex. He’s a sneaky snake.
#4: 6 is transported to an alternate universe where they're married to 9. Good news or bad?
Bela is transported to an alternate universe where she’s married to Gabriel. (At this point, I would like to take the time to point out that this meme seems to like the though of Bela getting it on with angels. It also seems to like giving me plot bunnies.)
Bela of course would understandably have a little inner mental freak-out. Gabriel - who’s still very much Gabriel in said alternate universe - would be highly amused. He’d then proceed to show her exactly why they got married in this universe in the first place. Bela would of course accept it, if only for the benefits this life has, like tea, money, good houses, and really great sex. Her step-children are quite delightful too. She’d also probably join Gabriel in his favourite pass time of making the Winchester’s lives miserable.
#5: 7 and 8 are in a relationship when 3 makes it clear they want a threesome. How do the other two react?
Sam and Bobby are in a relationship. At this point Dean makes it clear he wants a threesome. How do the other two react?
I’m sure that after the initial awkwardness, akin to the awkwardness between Sam and Bobby once they first started this relationship, they’d think over it very hard. Then after a god long discussion and lots of brain wracking, they’d give it a go. If only for the fact, that they love Dean as well. Eventually they’d get into a groove where they’re comfortable, and live as a happy supernatural ass-kicking family; which also included Castiel, whose belief about humans being strange would be re-affirmed.
Somewhere far away, Chuck being a prophet would obviously curse his life and try to be as vague as he could about the sex scenes. He’d also silently realise that maybe the fans were on to something about the whole Dean/Sam thing. They’d obviously have not expected Bobby though. Hence, when the new book came out, there would be massive internet wank.
Back at the Singer salvage yard, Sam would find the internet wank, and show Dean, who would snicker in delight, because they’d found the perfect way to get revenge on Chuck for selling out their life-story. Castiel, I imagine, would still be confused about the whole thing.
#6: 4 is a hooker, 2 is a pimp. 4 wants to run away with 6. What does 2 do?
Castiel is a hooker. The poor dear is probably wondering why exactly he’s a hooker in the first place, and when he became one. Aziraphale is his pimp, much to the angel’s bemusement. Though it would make sense, because Aziraphale can be rather protective, and is very dangerous with that flaming sword of his. Castiel, who obviously never wanted to be a hooker in the first place, wants to run away with Bela Talbot. It’s obvious she’ll charge a huge fee for her services, but she’ll get the job done. Aziraphale, I imagine would help them, because it’s obvious Castiel isn’t happy. He’s the one who probably contacted Bela in the first place, because that girl always gets him such rare books. Bela would free Castiel, collect her fee, and go off to her next job.
Alternately, this is a ploy by Gabriel so that Castiel could get laid. Castiel and Bela end up falling in love, and hot awkward sex ensues. Dean and Sam would be properly horrified.
#7: Compare the matchups of 1&8 and 5&9.
Adam/Bobby versus Crowley/Gabriel.
Er… Adam and Bobby? Well that’s an interesting pairing. I think at this point everyone in the world who knew the two of them would collectively wonder what the hell was going on. Though I’m not certain on how exactly how the dynamics between those two would go. Except if it ever happened, Sam and Dean would be very concerned about their father figure, even though Adam is no threat whatsoever. Crowley and Aziraphale being the concerned Godfathers that they were - well Crowley was the largely unconcerned Godfather, but Aziraphale would have nagged him if he didn’t tag along - would take Bobby aside and give him the talk. Gabriel, while thoroughly amused, would be protective about his nephew, because really he likes the saner ones in his family, and also give Bobby another talk. Pepper, Brian, and Wensleydale being the only sane people in the room, would collectively roll their eyes, and go off to pester Adam for the details.
Crowley and Gabriel on the other hand, I believe are the pair who are more likely to go Tempting and Trickstering together. And whenever they’d return Aziraphale would tell them off. Of course Hel, Jormungand, and Fenrir, would be quite taken with Crowley, considering how alike he is to their father.
#8: 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue, 2, 7 or 10?
Castiel jumps me in a dark alley. I’m thoroughly confused as to why he would do that. Obviously, the poor chap either thinks I’m a demon or needs help. Aziraphale being the gentleman he is would obviously come to my rescue. Depending on the situation, I guess Sam would also help me, if he didn’t think I was a demon. I think, understandably, he would be more concerned about Castiel.
I’d like to actively not think about what Lucifer would do.
#9: Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding, except 5. How does 5 react?
Everyone is invited to Aziraphale’s and Lucifer’s wedding. At this point of time let me voice the thoughts of everyone here, when I say, the fuck? Though now that I think about it, perhaps Lucifer loved Aziraphale right from the beginning. Even before the Fall. Michael of course was a jealous prat about it. And well then, the whole fiasco about the Fall happened, and that made it inconvenient to attempt to court the angel. So obviously the moment he got the chance Lucifer pursued the Principality intensely, who soon realised that yes he may have a thing for The Adversary as well.
Crowley was actually invited, but Lucifer is a jealous arse so he conveniently had the invitation get lost. Crowley - inwardly moping about his angel - still showed up for the wedding, because he’s Aziraphale’s best man. After said wedding, when everyone is pretty smashed, threesomes are discussed and agreed upon, and everyone lives happily ever after. Except possibly Michael who was also not invited to the wedding.
#10: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Why is Bela afraid of Sam?
I think the answer is fairly obvious given their canon interaction. Sam’s a hunter, and Bela is a thief. Bela has gotten the Winchester boys into trouble a fair bunch of times. Besides there’s that whole ‘tried to kill Sam’ twice bit. Not to mention well, Bela is supposed to be dead. So if Sam sees her, he’d either think she’s a demon or wonder how she managed to get out of the Crossroads deal.
And considering how well-informed Bela is she surely would have caught on to Sam being the Anti-Christ. Yep fairly obvious why she’d be afraid of Sam.
#11: 1 and 5 team up to defeat 9 who has gone MAD WITH POWER. What happens?
Adam and Crowley team up to defeat Gabriel who has gone MAD WITH POWER.
Obviously, Crowley uses his extensive network to find out where Gabriel is. He then leaves the rest to Adam, because well Adam is Lucifer’s son and can bend reality like his father, so he’d be able to take on Gabriel. However, instead of the big damn action movie esque fight that everyone thought would happen, Adam and Crowley end up engaged in prank-war against Gabriel. The three of them clearly are having too much with the war to stop it.
#12: 3 and 10 have eloped. Where did they go? Why?
Dean Winchester and Lucifer have eloped. (Let me let that sink in.)
I’m guessing they’d have gotten the hell out of dodge to points nowhere for their honeymoon. Due to obvious reasons, of course. Dean is supposed to be Michael’s vessel. Lucifer is on Heaven’s most Required to Smite list. Not to mention Sam being Lucifer’s vessel, and hence Sam, Bobby, and Castiel would feel betrayed, or think that Lucifer’s placed some spell on Dean.
Much later Dean would confirm that the Devil is possibly the greatest at sex.
#13: 4, 5, 7, 8 and 9 are putting on a performance. Is it a play? What play? Did they form a rock band? Or are they doing street mime things? How creative are they?
Castiel, Crowley, Sam, Bobby, and Gabriel are putting on a performance. They’re doing a musical, because Gabriel insisted, and threatened to smite them if they didn’t agree.
The audience decided that it was the most hilarious and yet thought provoking musical they’ve seen. The songs were good. Though, the actor who was dressed like Constantine could do with some acting classes. And many men and women had found the scene with the British actor kissing the actor in the Trucker cap strangely arousing.
Everyone agreed that they wanted to take the really tall puppy home with them.
#14: 2 and 6 have to go curtain-shopping. How do they feel about this?
Aziraphale and Bela have to go curtain-shopping. Aziraphale is all right with it. Bela isn’t. At the end of the experience Aziraphale learns that there is actually an individual in existence who would disagree with him more than Crowley does.
He still doesn’t understand why people seem to hate Tartan.
#15: 1, 4, 10, 9, and 7 start a superhero team. What is the name of their team, and what costume does each character wear?
Adam, Castiel, Lucifer, Gabriel, and Sam start a superhero team. (Excuse me but this is probably more hilarious than the whole Lucifer and Castiel falling for Bela one.)
This of course is probably more than likely Gabriel’s idea of family bonding. They call themselves Team Awesome, because it’s Gabriel’s idea, and none of them get a say in this. Their costumes varies, depending on whatever Gabriel finds snazzy, at the time. At one point of time they are dressed only in body glitter.
Lucifer is only playing along, because Gabriel is brilliant at emotional blackmail, and even Lucifer is not immune to him. Castiel is very much baffled. Adam is profusely apologising to Sam about his crazy biological family.
#16: 8 and 5 fall in love. What are their obstacles?
Bobby and Crowley fall in love. I imagine their obstacles would be the fact well… there’s an Apocalypse they have to work to avoid. And well there’s the whole thing about Bobby being a hunter, and Crowley being a demon.
Most importantly, it would be how Sam and Dean would react. Those boys are downright protective of Bobby, and well I have a feeling Aziraphale would be rather protective of Crowley. So would Adam for that matter.
#17: 10 uses mad science to create a baby using 2, 5 and 6 as DNA donors! How does that work out?
Lucifer uses mad science to create a baby using Aziraphale’s, Crowley’s, and Bela’s DNA.
Barring the facts, that Bela happens to be this meme’s butt-monkey, and I’m now thinking of Aziraphale/Bela/Crowley and that is bloody hot, Lucifer using mad science…. Right about now, I can picture Lucifer in a white lab-coat doing the whole evil laugh, and I’m finding that oddly adorable. He’s obviously trying to make himself a Nephiliem vessel, so that he can scrap the idea of using Sam as a vessel. Bela of course is wondering why does it have to be her of all people, while Crowley and Aziraphale are wondering the same. They are also wondering if they’ll get smote for this.
The baby girl, they all agree, is really cute. Crowley manages to use his sneaky ways to trick Lucifer and they get themselves and the baby away. She’s taken in by Aziraphale, which eventually leads to her being raised more by Crowley than anyone else, because we all know how terrible Aziraphale is with little living things. There was that dove incident after all. Bela occasionally drops by, with toys and other things for her little girl.
Oh and in case, anyone was wondering, the little girl is named Joan.
#18: 9 comes upon what appears to be a Tardis; 7 is inside.
(I don’t even know anything about Doctor Who.) Gabriel comes upon what appears to be a Tardis - which he actually created; Sam is inside - transported there from his uncomfortable motel bed. Gabriel knew about Sam’s geeky love for Doctor Who, and let it not be said that he Archangel turned trickster doesn’t know how to make his date happy. Except now, he has to convince Sam to actually be his date.
Baby steps, he’s taking those.
#19: 3 has abruptly and unexpectedly developed pointed ears (or lost them if they were previously present) and 6 has similarly sprouted sudden wings (or lost them if they were previously present) -- and they must work together to discover the cause and cure... or, with each other's help, learn to adjust...
Dean has abruptly and unexpectedly developed pointed ears, much to Sam and Bobby’s amusement. Similarly, Bela has sprouted sudden wings - large rainbow coloured wings. Let it be said that Bela right about now is perfectly justified in wondering why she’s an angel magnet. Gabriel is behind it, and this is supposed to be some kind of Trickster lesson. So Dean and Bela have to work together to cure themselves, because it’s one of Gabriel’s rules for them to get cured. They do so, rather grudgingly.
At the end of this pointless exercise, the only thing Dean learns is that Bela is very much like a cat, and will curl up in armchairs and doze off. Well that and that she has killer legs.
Unfortunately he never did get any Angry Sex. And no he isn't sulking about it. Really.
#20: 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 6, a brief, unhappy affair with 3, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 8.
Adam and Gabriel are in a happy relationship, until Gabriel - probably unable to deal with the fact that well… he’s with his nephew - runs off with Castiel (read: drags Castiel with him to be his therapist). Adam is heartbroken or mostly wondering exactly why his uncle suddenly hates him, has a really hot one-night stand with Bela. The morning after, they decide the sex was great and part ways. Adam then has an unhappy fling with Dean, mostly unhappy because Dean is convinced that Adam will bring about another Apocalypse, and really, Adam doesn’t want that shit. Then on Crowley’s wise (a.k.a. drunken) advice, he finally finds love with Bobby.
I think that may explain exactly how Adam got together with Bobby in question 7 in the first place.
1. Adam Young (a.k.a. The Anti-Christ)
2. Aziraphale (a.k.a. Mr. Fell)
3. Dean Winchester (a.k.a. Batman, a.k.a. The Archangel Condom)
4. Castiel (a.k.a. Constantine cosplayer)
5. Crowley (a.k.a. Crawly, a.k.a. Flash Bastard, a.k.a. Most buggered soul in all of Creation)
6. Bela Talbot (a.k.a. That Bitch)
7. Sam Winchester (a.k.a. The Anti-Christ 2.0)
8. Robert ‘Bobby’ Singer (a.k.a. The only sane man in this mess.)
9. Gabriel (a.k.a. Loki)
10. Lucifer (aliases include: The Adversary, The Prince of Lies, Satan, The Fallen Morningstar, and more recently That Spoiled Brat by Death)
#1: 1 and 7 are married when a de-aged 3 comes to live with them. How do they cope?
Adam Young and Sam Winchester are married. (I think I love this meme already.) Much to Dean’s annoyance, I would guess. He probably kept grumbling during their wedding about how Adam would sacrifice him to Lucifer or something. A de-aged Dean comes to live with them.
Firstly, I’m pretty sure that given Sam’s nature and background he’d immediately start researching the lore as to what could have de-aged Dean. He does this while juggling taking care of a kid-Dean, who he finds absolutely adorable. He’ll have to make it a point later on to ask Adam about adopting. Adam on the other hand would roll his eyes and have Dean go back to normal with a thought. Sam would shrug a bit sheepishly having forgotten about what Adam can do, while Adam left to tell off Gabriel or Crowley for changing his brother-in-law into a kid, because it’s obvious one of them were behind it.
Dean, I imagine, during this whole fiasco would probably still be grumbling about the fact that his brother obviously has no taste because he’s married Lucifer’s son. However, he’d have to grudgingly admit that Adam is a nice guy after all. Sam would consider this a victory.
#2: 10 and 4 are both in love with 6. Whom does 6 pick?
Lucifer and Castiel are both in love with Bela. (Excuse me while I laugh my arse off at this.) Whom does Bela pick?
Given that’s it Bela in question here, I have this feeling that she’d choose money see which of the two angels could woo her better. This would be after drinking very heavily on initially finding out about it. She’s still human, and I imagine having two angels - especially Lucifer - in love with you would make you want to get piss drunk. Then want to get therapy.
I still say she’d choose money.
#3: 2 finds nude pictures of 5. What do they do with them?
Aziraphale finds nude pictures of Crowley. What does he do with them? (Have I mentioned that I love this meme yet? I really do.)
He’d blush redder than a tomato for a good few hours, which was probably why Crowley sent him the pictures in the first place. I imagine still flustered, he’d go off to find the snake to tell him off. I think, said telling off will obviously include something about how they have an ‘Arrangement’ and Crowley shouldn’t try to tempt him. There would also be little remarks about how Crowley’s proportions in the photographs are off.
Crowley of course would be laughing his arse off during the entire incident, and patting himself on the back for a job well done. Then they’d go to the Ritz for dinner, where he and the angel would get piss drunk. This would have been Crowley’s initial intention all along, because he could then tempt the angel into drunken sex. He’s a sneaky snake.
#4: 6 is transported to an alternate universe where they're married to 9. Good news or bad?
Bela is transported to an alternate universe where she’s married to Gabriel. (At this point, I would like to take the time to point out that this meme seems to like the though of Bela getting it on with angels. It also seems to like giving me plot bunnies.)
Bela of course would understandably have a little inner mental freak-out. Gabriel - who’s still very much Gabriel in said alternate universe - would be highly amused. He’d then proceed to show her exactly why they got married in this universe in the first place. Bela would of course accept it, if only for the benefits this life has, like tea, money, good houses, and really great sex. Her step-children are quite delightful too. She’d also probably join Gabriel in his favourite pass time of making the Winchester’s lives miserable.
#5: 7 and 8 are in a relationship when 3 makes it clear they want a threesome. How do the other two react?
Sam and Bobby are in a relationship. At this point Dean makes it clear he wants a threesome. How do the other two react?
I’m sure that after the initial awkwardness, akin to the awkwardness between Sam and Bobby once they first started this relationship, they’d think over it very hard. Then after a god long discussion and lots of brain wracking, they’d give it a go. If only for the fact, that they love Dean as well. Eventually they’d get into a groove where they’re comfortable, and live as a happy supernatural ass-kicking family; which also included Castiel, whose belief about humans being strange would be re-affirmed.
Somewhere far away, Chuck being a prophet would obviously curse his life and try to be as vague as he could about the sex scenes. He’d also silently realise that maybe the fans were on to something about the whole Dean/Sam thing. They’d obviously have not expected Bobby though. Hence, when the new book came out, there would be massive internet wank.
Back at the Singer salvage yard, Sam would find the internet wank, and show Dean, who would snicker in delight, because they’d found the perfect way to get revenge on Chuck for selling out their life-story. Castiel, I imagine, would still be confused about the whole thing.
#6: 4 is a hooker, 2 is a pimp. 4 wants to run away with 6. What does 2 do?
Castiel is a hooker. The poor dear is probably wondering why exactly he’s a hooker in the first place, and when he became one. Aziraphale is his pimp, much to the angel’s bemusement. Though it would make sense, because Aziraphale can be rather protective, and is very dangerous with that flaming sword of his. Castiel, who obviously never wanted to be a hooker in the first place, wants to run away with Bela Talbot. It’s obvious she’ll charge a huge fee for her services, but she’ll get the job done. Aziraphale, I imagine would help them, because it’s obvious Castiel isn’t happy. He’s the one who probably contacted Bela in the first place, because that girl always gets him such rare books. Bela would free Castiel, collect her fee, and go off to her next job.
Alternately, this is a ploy by Gabriel so that Castiel could get laid. Castiel and Bela end up falling in love, and hot awkward sex ensues. Dean and Sam would be properly horrified.
#7: Compare the matchups of 1&8 and 5&9.
Adam/Bobby versus Crowley/Gabriel.
Er… Adam and Bobby? Well that’s an interesting pairing. I think at this point everyone in the world who knew the two of them would collectively wonder what the hell was going on. Though I’m not certain on how exactly how the dynamics between those two would go. Except if it ever happened, Sam and Dean would be very concerned about their father figure, even though Adam is no threat whatsoever. Crowley and Aziraphale being the concerned Godfathers that they were - well Crowley was the largely unconcerned Godfather, but Aziraphale would have nagged him if he didn’t tag along - would take Bobby aside and give him the talk. Gabriel, while thoroughly amused, would be protective about his nephew, because really he likes the saner ones in his family, and also give Bobby another talk. Pepper, Brian, and Wensleydale being the only sane people in the room, would collectively roll their eyes, and go off to pester Adam for the details.
Crowley and Gabriel on the other hand, I believe are the pair who are more likely to go Tempting and Trickstering together. And whenever they’d return Aziraphale would tell them off. Of course Hel, Jormungand, and Fenrir, would be quite taken with Crowley, considering how alike he is to their father.
#8: 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue, 2, 7 or 10?
Castiel jumps me in a dark alley. I’m thoroughly confused as to why he would do that. Obviously, the poor chap either thinks I’m a demon or needs help. Aziraphale being the gentleman he is would obviously come to my rescue. Depending on the situation, I guess Sam would also help me, if he didn’t think I was a demon. I think, understandably, he would be more concerned about Castiel.
I’d like to actively not think about what Lucifer would do.
#9: Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding, except 5. How does 5 react?
Everyone is invited to Aziraphale’s and Lucifer’s wedding. At this point of time let me voice the thoughts of everyone here, when I say, the fuck? Though now that I think about it, perhaps Lucifer loved Aziraphale right from the beginning. Even before the Fall. Michael of course was a jealous prat about it. And well then, the whole fiasco about the Fall happened, and that made it inconvenient to attempt to court the angel. So obviously the moment he got the chance Lucifer pursued the Principality intensely, who soon realised that yes he may have a thing for The Adversary as well.
Crowley was actually invited, but Lucifer is a jealous arse so he conveniently had the invitation get lost. Crowley - inwardly moping about his angel - still showed up for the wedding, because he’s Aziraphale’s best man. After said wedding, when everyone is pretty smashed, threesomes are discussed and agreed upon, and everyone lives happily ever after. Except possibly Michael who was also not invited to the wedding.
#10: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Why is Bela afraid of Sam?
I think the answer is fairly obvious given their canon interaction. Sam’s a hunter, and Bela is a thief. Bela has gotten the Winchester boys into trouble a fair bunch of times. Besides there’s that whole ‘tried to kill Sam’ twice bit. Not to mention well, Bela is supposed to be dead. So if Sam sees her, he’d either think she’s a demon or wonder how she managed to get out of the Crossroads deal.
And considering how well-informed Bela is she surely would have caught on to Sam being the Anti-Christ. Yep fairly obvious why she’d be afraid of Sam.
#11: 1 and 5 team up to defeat 9 who has gone MAD WITH POWER. What happens?
Adam and Crowley team up to defeat Gabriel who has gone MAD WITH POWER.
Obviously, Crowley uses his extensive network to find out where Gabriel is. He then leaves the rest to Adam, because well Adam is Lucifer’s son and can bend reality like his father, so he’d be able to take on Gabriel. However, instead of the big damn action movie esque fight that everyone thought would happen, Adam and Crowley end up engaged in prank-war against Gabriel. The three of them clearly are having too much with the war to stop it.
#12: 3 and 10 have eloped. Where did they go? Why?
Dean Winchester and Lucifer have eloped. (Let me let that sink in.)
I’m guessing they’d have gotten the hell out of dodge to points nowhere for their honeymoon. Due to obvious reasons, of course. Dean is supposed to be Michael’s vessel. Lucifer is on Heaven’s most Required to Smite list. Not to mention Sam being Lucifer’s vessel, and hence Sam, Bobby, and Castiel would feel betrayed, or think that Lucifer’s placed some spell on Dean.
Much later Dean would confirm that the Devil is possibly the greatest at sex.
#13: 4, 5, 7, 8 and 9 are putting on a performance. Is it a play? What play? Did they form a rock band? Or are they doing street mime things? How creative are they?
Castiel, Crowley, Sam, Bobby, and Gabriel are putting on a performance. They’re doing a musical, because Gabriel insisted, and threatened to smite them if they didn’t agree.
The audience decided that it was the most hilarious and yet thought provoking musical they’ve seen. The songs were good. Though, the actor who was dressed like Constantine could do with some acting classes. And many men and women had found the scene with the British actor kissing the actor in the Trucker cap strangely arousing.
Everyone agreed that they wanted to take the really tall puppy home with them.
#14: 2 and 6 have to go curtain-shopping. How do they feel about this?
Aziraphale and Bela have to go curtain-shopping. Aziraphale is all right with it. Bela isn’t. At the end of the experience Aziraphale learns that there is actually an individual in existence who would disagree with him more than Crowley does.
He still doesn’t understand why people seem to hate Tartan.
#15: 1, 4, 10, 9, and 7 start a superhero team. What is the name of their team, and what costume does each character wear?
Adam, Castiel, Lucifer, Gabriel, and Sam start a superhero team. (Excuse me but this is probably more hilarious than the whole Lucifer and Castiel falling for Bela one.)
This of course is probably more than likely Gabriel’s idea of family bonding. They call themselves Team Awesome, because it’s Gabriel’s idea, and none of them get a say in this. Their costumes varies, depending on whatever Gabriel finds snazzy, at the time. At one point of time they are dressed only in body glitter.
Lucifer is only playing along, because Gabriel is brilliant at emotional blackmail, and even Lucifer is not immune to him. Castiel is very much baffled. Adam is profusely apologising to Sam about his crazy biological family.
#16: 8 and 5 fall in love. What are their obstacles?
Bobby and Crowley fall in love. I imagine their obstacles would be the fact well… there’s an Apocalypse they have to work to avoid. And well there’s the whole thing about Bobby being a hunter, and Crowley being a demon.
Most importantly, it would be how Sam and Dean would react. Those boys are downright protective of Bobby, and well I have a feeling Aziraphale would be rather protective of Crowley. So would Adam for that matter.
#17: 10 uses mad science to create a baby using 2, 5 and 6 as DNA donors! How does that work out?
Lucifer uses mad science to create a baby using Aziraphale’s, Crowley’s, and Bela’s DNA.
Barring the facts, that Bela happens to be this meme’s butt-monkey, and I’m now thinking of Aziraphale/Bela/Crowley and that is bloody hot, Lucifer using mad science…. Right about now, I can picture Lucifer in a white lab-coat doing the whole evil laugh, and I’m finding that oddly adorable. He’s obviously trying to make himself a Nephiliem vessel, so that he can scrap the idea of using Sam as a vessel. Bela of course is wondering why does it have to be her of all people, while Crowley and Aziraphale are wondering the same. They are also wondering if they’ll get smote for this.
The baby girl, they all agree, is really cute. Crowley manages to use his sneaky ways to trick Lucifer and they get themselves and the baby away. She’s taken in by Aziraphale, which eventually leads to her being raised more by Crowley than anyone else, because we all know how terrible Aziraphale is with little living things. There was that dove incident after all. Bela occasionally drops by, with toys and other things for her little girl.
Oh and in case, anyone was wondering, the little girl is named Joan.
#18: 9 comes upon what appears to be a Tardis; 7 is inside.
(I don’t even know anything about Doctor Who.) Gabriel comes upon what appears to be a Tardis - which he actually created; Sam is inside - transported there from his uncomfortable motel bed. Gabriel knew about Sam’s geeky love for Doctor Who, and let it not be said that he Archangel turned trickster doesn’t know how to make his date happy. Except now, he has to convince Sam to actually be his date.
Baby steps, he’s taking those.
#19: 3 has abruptly and unexpectedly developed pointed ears (or lost them if they were previously present) and 6 has similarly sprouted sudden wings (or lost them if they were previously present) -- and they must work together to discover the cause and cure... or, with each other's help, learn to adjust...
Dean has abruptly and unexpectedly developed pointed ears, much to Sam and Bobby’s amusement. Similarly, Bela has sprouted sudden wings - large rainbow coloured wings. Let it be said that Bela right about now is perfectly justified in wondering why she’s an angel magnet. Gabriel is behind it, and this is supposed to be some kind of Trickster lesson. So Dean and Bela have to work together to cure themselves, because it’s one of Gabriel’s rules for them to get cured. They do so, rather grudgingly.
At the end of this pointless exercise, the only thing Dean learns is that Bela is very much like a cat, and will curl up in armchairs and doze off. Well that and that she has killer legs.
Unfortunately he never did get any Angry Sex. And no he isn't sulking about it. Really.
#20: 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 6, a brief, unhappy affair with 3, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 8.
Adam and Gabriel are in a happy relationship, until Gabriel - probably unable to deal with the fact that well… he’s with his nephew - runs off with Castiel (read: drags Castiel with him to be his therapist). Adam is heartbroken or mostly wondering exactly why his uncle suddenly hates him, has a really hot one-night stand with Bela. The morning after, they decide the sex was great and part ways. Adam then has an unhappy fling with Dean, mostly unhappy because Dean is convinced that Adam will bring about another Apocalypse, and really, Adam doesn’t want that shit. Then on Crowley’s wise (a.k.a. drunken) advice, he finally finds love with Bobby.
I think that may explain exactly how Adam got together with Bobby in question 7 in the first place.