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06:45 A.M.
Me: *Looks at bathroom door-frame as she passes by it to go to the bedroom.* EEK Lizard!
Lizard: *Stares* MWUHAHAHA!
Me: EEK! Creppy... Crawly... *Starts breathing heavily. Remembers she has a bad cold, fever, and insomnia, and deep breathing will make her dizzy. Tries to calm down. FAILS.*
Lizard: YES TREMBLE WITH FEAR IN MY ALMIGHTY PRESENCE PUNY HUMAN. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY. RECOGNISE YOUR FUTURE MASTER.
Me: *Nervously walks into other bedroom trembling.* Ma... Lizard... Bathroom door-frame.
Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: *Looks grumpy because she hasn't slept the whole night. Squints* Where? Can't see?
Me: *Points*
Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: *Still can't see the lizard. Picks up bathroom slipper. Takes a wild guess and smacks the bathroom door-frame with it.*
Me: *Stares* I think it got away. *Notices something.*
Lizard: * Dead. Cut in half. Tail continues to move around creepily on the floor.*
Me: It's dead. I can see the tail moving.
Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: Then sweep it up and throw it away. I still can't see it. *Goes back to try and sleep.*
Counting previous victories, so far Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: 04. Lizards: 0
Rest In Peace Bitches.
Me: *Looks at bathroom door-frame as she passes by it to go to the bedroom.* EEK Lizard!
Lizard: *Stares* MWUHAHAHA!
Me: EEK! Creppy... Crawly... *Starts breathing heavily. Remembers she has a bad cold, fever, and insomnia, and deep breathing will make her dizzy. Tries to calm down. FAILS.*
Lizard: YES TREMBLE WITH FEAR IN MY ALMIGHTY PRESENCE PUNY HUMAN. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY. RECOGNISE YOUR FUTURE MASTER.
Me: *Nervously walks into other bedroom trembling.* Ma... Lizard... Bathroom door-frame.
Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: *Looks grumpy because she hasn't slept the whole night. Squints* Where? Can't see?
Me: *Points*
Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: *Still can't see the lizard. Picks up bathroom slipper. Takes a wild guess and smacks the bathroom door-frame with it.*
Me: *Stares* I think it got away. *Notices something.*
Lizard: * Dead. Cut in half. Tail continues to move around creepily on the floor.*
Me: It's dead. I can see the tail moving.
Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: Then sweep it up and throw it away. I still can't see it. *Goes back to try and sleep.*
Counting previous victories, so far Night's Fang's All Powerful Badass Grandmother: 04. Lizards: 0
Rest In Peace Bitches.