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madforthefiddle. Do you read me? Over! *static*
Um, dooooooooo... youstillhaveasparesegasaturn?
I know you had a spare Saturn you were offering me about a year ago. You still have it? The cartridge slot on mine is shot completely, and if all that's wrong with yours is that the discs scrape against the tray, I could just pour on a little of my patented Bob-style Stopfuckingdoingthat sauce.
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