You have to be kidding me.....

Feb 12, 2005 02:52

So I get this IM tonight...... read and laugh.

AIM IM with fridayimnluv2
2:40 AM
fridayiminluv2:hey what are you doin
me: not much
me: and yourself?
fridayiminluv2: i'm fuckin horny as fuck and i need your dick
fridayiminluv2: to cum all over my wet pussy
me: are you kidding me
fridayiminluv2: hell no come over to my place right now
me: haha i live in florida
fridayiminluv2: damn
me: do you even know who this is?
fridayiminluv2: yea
me: are you drunk?
fridayiminluv2: when can you get here
me: not anytime soon
fridayiminluv2: damn
me: seriously.... how drunk are you?
fridayiminluv2: i'm not
fridayiminluv2: i'm just horny
me: i see
fridayiminluv2: then send some nudes for i can masturbate to you
me: hahah nahh
fridayiminluv2: pretty please with a cherry on top
me: eh my camera is in my car
me:and its cold and i dont feel like getting it
fridayiminluv2: its not cold in florida cuz it will never snow in florida nfg bitch
me: nfg?
fridayiminluv2: new found glory
fridayiminluv2: its a quote out of one of their songs or are you to indie to listen to them
me: yeh i dont listen to them... sorry
fridayiminluv2: faggot
fridayiminluv2: i love fuckin to nfg

And I thought tonight was going to be boring.
I decided to post this because it is absolutely ridiculous..... seriously.
Plus I am really bored right now.
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