Easter love from Nighty via the greatest comedian ever

[nightmrstallion]

"You dine on Easter, the biggest pagan ceremony in the history of ever. You're going to celebrate your death on a different year each year. Depending on where the moon is, for God's sake! If they don't work out that's pagan, I'll just eat my hat.

"Dad, don't worry, no one's going to work it out for 2000 years until a transvestite points it out in New York." - Eddie Izzard