Fuck Surveys

Feb 22, 2004 17:53

I get tired of all the damn surveys on people's journals, "What's your favorite color? How old are you? Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate?". Who gives a fuck if you prefer vanilla or chocolate?! So I am devising a survey to more accurately calculate people's interests. Please post your survey answers in the commentary section ( Read more... )

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sloppy j's survey results anonymous February 23 2004, 17:03:58 UTC
1. mo mostly armpits and ears are my favorite
2. ok ok pauls mom blew a kamakhazi up there and it changed my life forever
3. psssh only every morning before i give the spartan handshake to people i know
4. of course fuckhead
5. dude its like fucking some hott chick then standing there thinking "man i nailed that bitch"
6. shit man if you knew half the things that are wrong with me
7. depends on what STD i wouldnt like my dick to rot off
8. hell yea man your mom is worth the pain
9. of course that how i wash the windows in my house
10. yea it was almost worth it because i already started auctioning their genitals on ebay to make up for the rent money
11. i was going to but there was 3 of them and one pulled a knife so i had to fight them all of by myself (hi im chris grahm)
12. it was kinda hard bein that i only own a tricycle so people noticed, but when they looked a tme funny i shot them in the face... respectively
13. fuck you man your the one with bad breath from eatin out tub girl
14. no but have me no breath mints either
15. because if i had a life pauls mom would be alone forever

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