Fuck Surveys

[nightmarex]

I get tired of all the damn surveys on people's journals, "What's your favorite color? How old are you? Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate?". Who gives a fuck if you prefer vanilla or chocolate?! So I am devising a survey to more accurately calculate people's interests. Please post your survey answers in the commentary section

Comments

[katijay]

1. Have you ever been fucked in the asshole?
Every day...
2. You god damn lier, who fucked you in the asshole?
You did, Dan. It was fun!
3. Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a cast member from the Golden Girls?
Nope
4. Do you even know what the hell a Golden Girls is?
Yep
5. Why do you look at your poop before you flush it?
*shifty*
6. I know you looked at your poop the last time you flushed it you mother fucker. Don't fuck with me, what the hell is wrong with you?
I'm sorry!
7. Would you fuck a person with an STD if they were the hottest person you have ever seen?
I fuck anything that has anything remotely resembling a penis.
8. Come on, don't bullshit me, you would fuck them even if they had 10 STD's. Just double bag it and take some aspirin or something. "Ouch, it burns! It's itchy, for the love of god kill me now!" No one gives a damn about your itchy genitals! Have you ever poured Windex on someone's penis to relieve the itching?
Yes, he begged for more.
9. Why did you picture a penis being doused in Windex you sick mother fucker?
It's better than wood polish...
10. Have you ever stalked someone and tried to kill them; but decided not to go through it with because they live in your home and help pay the rent?
One day I'm gonna kill that bitch.
11. Have you ever offered a homeless man some food, and then kicked him in the balls when he tried to take it from you?
EVERY CHANCE I GET!
12. Then when that homeless bastard was on the ground crying because you kicked him in the balls, have you ever knocked him out and put him in the trunk of your car?
Only if he was hot.
13. What the hell is that smell?
A dead bum.
14. You know what that fucking smell is, don't play dumb you filthy cock sucker. Have you no shame?
Obviously not.
15. Why are you wasting your fucking life taking my survey?
You told me to you fucking prick!