Bump on the Head
Ok I pissed off the DJ. Note to self - don't piss off the DJ. I woke up in the dark, bump on the noggin, wandering about eating rats (I think they are rats, warm fuzzy and mostly importantist of all yummy to my hungry tummy) It is dark, no light down here. 'til this morning (afternoon, day, evening - I don't know) a circle of light appeared above. An Angel I thought, though I suspect an angel for me might be bad news -hmm. No, it was a door, portal, the great Egress - alas, a man-hole cover. I, being slight of build and weak on raw warm fuzzys and stale water, slowly slid the cover back and dropped it on my pinkie finger. Now I am matching 9 toes and 9 fingers. Thank you DJ for the symmetry.