You Know You're Past the Deep End When...
*ahem* You start seeing romantic possibilities and subtext in everything. I'm reading a historical narrative, and all of a sudden I start thinking, "What, the main character (a man) thinks this rather handsome man looks somewhat girly but not in a bad way? Look, he just saved the main character from a gruesome death and now they're having a 'moment'! Quick, someone write some fan-fiction about it!" Mind. Out. Of. The. Gutter.