The Strangest Fairytale Ever
The strangest fairytale I've ever heard, Some time ago, there was a distant country called Ravinia. Ravinia was a peaceful little country covered in lush forests and fields. Then, one day the peace was torn apart. The robot army from the neighboring country of Sprocket began to advance upon Ravinia. The docile inhabitants of Ravinia refused to fight, and were captured by the invaders.
The robots marched towards the capital city, so they could destroy it and conquer the country. When they reached the edge of the capital, they loaded their giant robot bazookas and aimed them at the capital. Suddenly, as they were about to fire, a tiny girl ran out before them! “Stop!” She squeaked. “As queen of this kingdom, I shan’t let you harm it!”
The robots paused for a moment to process the information, and then emitted a collective metallic laugh. “Ha…Ha…Ha...” When the laughter had died down, a robot with a crown on his head stepped forward. Upon closer inspection, the little girl noticed that it wasn’t a robot, but a man with robotic replacements for his left eye and arm.
The man pointed at the girl with disdain and addressed her. “Little girl, you are far too young to be a real queen. Your playacting does not amuse me.” At this he sneered “How dare a mere child believe she could stand against our might?”
The girl blushed viciously and planted her hands on her hips. “How dare you! I’m 22 years old, and I most certainly am the queen! Now get off my land before I kick your sorry ass!”
At this, the prince dropped his hand and gaped at her. When he realized he was staring, he swiftly shut his mouth and returned to glaring at her. “Insolent girl, how dare you speak to me this way? I’ll have you slain!” He advanced on her with a wicked looking knife.
The queen smirked at him and raised a gun to his face. “You think that because I’m tiny that I’m no match for you? Perhaps your overconfidence will cost you your life.” She cocked the pistol and waved it slightly to emphasize her point. The prince’s face blanched at the sight of the gun. “Tell your troops to leave, free my people, and pay me back for the damage or I blow your head clean off.”
The prince lowered his head and addressed his troops. “Do as she says,” he muttered. The robots simply stared at him until he turned to them and shouted, “now, you useless metal fools!” With that, he turned back towards his country and started the very long journey home. The queen knew better than to trust him though, and she sent her private guard with him to make sure that he kept to his promise. Word of the brave, tiny queen spread across the region, and no other country ever dared to challenge her again. This is what comes from cleaning out my hard-drive...
The robots marched towards the capital city, so they could destroy it and conquer the country. When they reached the edge of the capital, they loaded their giant robot bazookas and aimed them at the capital. Suddenly, as they were about to fire, a tiny girl ran out before them! “Stop!” She squeaked. “As queen of this kingdom, I shan’t let you harm it!”
The robots paused for a moment to process the information, and then emitted a collective metallic laugh. “Ha…Ha…Ha...” When the laughter had died down, a robot with a crown on his head stepped forward. Upon closer inspection, the little girl noticed that it wasn’t a robot, but a man with robotic replacements for his left eye and arm.
The man pointed at the girl with disdain and addressed her. “Little girl, you are far too young to be a real queen. Your playacting does not amuse me.” At this he sneered “How dare a mere child believe she could stand against our might?”
The girl blushed viciously and planted her hands on her hips. “How dare you! I’m 22 years old, and I most certainly am the queen! Now get off my land before I kick your sorry ass!”
At this, the prince dropped his hand and gaped at her. When he realized he was staring, he swiftly shut his mouth and returned to glaring at her. “Insolent girl, how dare you speak to me this way? I’ll have you slain!” He advanced on her with a wicked looking knife.
The queen smirked at him and raised a gun to his face. “You think that because I’m tiny that I’m no match for you? Perhaps your overconfidence will cost you your life.” She cocked the pistol and waved it slightly to emphasize her point. The prince’s face blanched at the sight of the gun. “Tell your troops to leave, free my people, and pay me back for the damage or I blow your head clean off.”
The prince lowered his head and addressed his troops. “Do as she says,” he muttered. The robots simply stared at him until he turned to them and shouted, “now, you useless metal fools!” With that, he turned back towards his country and started the very long journey home. The queen knew better than to trust him though, and she sent her private guard with him to make sure that he kept to his promise. Word of the brave, tiny queen spread across the region, and no other country ever dared to challenge her again. This is what comes from cleaning out my hard-drive...