The Clox Legacy 7.0
I caved and started playing even though I still can't hide plumbobs. q.q I've edited out all the ones that could be edited out with minimal effort. I'm lazy. Shush.
Anywhore, first update in 800 width instead of 600. Too big? Just right? I like it, more detail.
More graphics ogling.
Longer page load times.
...Worth it.
Say hello to my TS4 guinea pig bitches!
...
Say hello to Clox gen 7 - TS4 edition!
That's better.
Aren't they cuties? They are.
Here's the house. It's a downright sexy house.
Irynia: OH MAN! Brand new shit! I can't wait to see what awesome crap you filled our house wi -
Irynia: ...There's nothing in here. Why is there nothing in here? I NEED THINGS.
Yep. Absolutely nothing. :3
Irynia: *dying whale noise*
It's okay, you guys have 22k to spend on furniture. Spend it wisel -
Irynia: K, I bought my thing.
THAT BED COSTS 12 FUCKING GRAND.
Irynia: Yes. It's the best bed I could get. And it's pink. I needed it.
Irynia: MONEY WELL SPENT!
You'd rather have an ice cold shower than an equally comfy bed that costs 10k less...?
Irynia: Yes.
Okay...
What I managed to buy with what was left over.
Disappoingly high amount of things.
Yes. They stand this fkn far apart when they talk.
Alex: I'm not getting all cozy with my cousin. That's gross.
Irynia: Good, you stink anyways. Dog.
Alex: It's not like you smell any better with the $10 drugstore perfume we bought on the way here.
Irynia: Hey, that's all we had. It's not like I could get any freakin Chanel.
Alex: I'm gonna make the BEST grilled cheese in the UNIVERSE.
Alex: Gonna flip this bitch so hard. It's gonna be epi -
Alex: ...
Alex: ...
Alex: ..........
Alex: You didn't see that.
Irynia: Come on, bro. We gots dudes to canoodle with.
You aren't going to talk like that the entire generation, are you?
Irynia: ...If it annoys you, I might. #yolo
Alex: ...Don't say that word. I have nightmares weekly because of saying that word.
[6.4/6.5 reference]
It's cute, I'll give it that.
Alex: You can see lots from back here.
Alex: Lots and lots of rocks.
Irynia: Hey bartender, you're pretty smokin.
Bartender: Thanks, whore lipstick.
Irynia: ...I'll take that as a compliment.
Irynia: Hey Alex, meet this hot dude.
Alex: He smells like cheap beer.
Irynia: Turn off the doggie nose for a sec.
Alex: I guess he is pretty cute.
Irynia: Match made? Match made! I'm awesome!
Irynia: Now fuck.
Alex: Er.....no.
Bitch I've been in game for like half a got dayum hour. Don't you be sharpening your scythe, Grimmy.
Irynia: HELPPPP I CAN'T INTERACT WITH HIM THERE'S EMPTY SPACE IN FRONT OF HIM
Irynia: HELPPPP I CAN'T DO IT OVER HERE EITHER
Irynia: Now I can. Sup.
Mortimer: Hi.
Bella: MORTY'S MAKING A FRIEND. FINALLY. MUST OBSERVE.
Mortimer: ...
I'm getting sim claustrophobia over here. There's too many. They're like ants.
Ohaaaaaay Macy.
PEEPEE WADDLE.
I REPEAT: PEE. PEE. WADDLE.
Irynia: I think I know him well enough now. Hey baby, how bout dem gold-plated vibrators. ;3
Mortimer: Uh....no.
Irynia: But...But I mentioned something fancy and seductive! D: He's a rich guy! He loves fancy and seductive!
Irynia: I'm just gonna go die now.
Mortimer: It's okay. Just don't mention vibrators again.
Irynia: What about dildos?
Mortimer: No.
You met him like an hour ago.
What is old times?
When there was an invisible boulder in front of him and you couldn't talk to him?
Jesus. That's horrifying.
Irynia: How bout dem fluggen-klingen-kiens?
Mortimer: ...I don't know what that is, but I'm going to assume it's disgusting.
[The fluggen-thing is a Euro Trip reference. NSFW youtube link]
Mortimer: So no. I'm going home now.
*slow clap*
Are you seriously picking your ear while cooking?
Irynia: Yes. I've discovered earwax adds a nice tang to salad dressing.
I...
> No drivable cars
> "Travel to..." whim icon is a car
Group conversations are cute.
Realizing an update and a half later that getting plumbobs out of frame is as easy as spacebar-ing to a sim it wouldn't be visible on is not cute.
Stupid headlineeffects hiding only speech/though bubbles and skill bars. :c
Mortimer: And then Bella said "let's have another child!"
Irynia: *horrified noise*
Mortimer: All I heard was "let's have another financial burden!"
Really? That's the phone? It looks like a kids' tablet.
Irynia: Speaking of tablets, this thing is great.
Lemme guess, you only use it for simbook even though I spent $1k on it.
Irynia: ...Are you kidding me? I play the shit out of DragonSimble on this baby.
The tired walk may be cute, but it's infuriating when it takes your sim over half a sim hour to walk up the stairs and to their bed.
Irynia: I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired and it's hard to walk in heels when you're tiiiiiiiired.
Then take them off.
Irynia: Ew no. I won't be one of those peasants.
q-t ♥
Asleep +10,000
Jfc.
Uh...good morning to you too?
Alex: THIS IS THE BEST PISS EVER. THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME TO THE TOILET.
You're....welcome?
Irynia: Noob.
Waddlewaddle.
Dat booty
Dat coot nommy face.
What is with the horde of sims suddenly walking out all at once?
What did I do?
I'm terrified.
Irynia: Best friend status achieved! Now maybe I can get in his pants!
Mortimer: ...No.
Irynia: I said that out loud? Oopsie.
Irynia: I'm a sexy bitch, and I'm gonna get that man. *struts out*
...Yep. Just what we all expected to happen.
Found the emo hippie!
D'aw creepy sync hugs.
Irynia: holy shit I did it
Irynia: YASSSSSSSSSS now get in here and screw me so I can make heir babies!
Mortimer: Bye.
Irynia: ... :(
Alex: Your romantic skills are terrifying.
Irynia: That's why I'm looking at pick-up lines. I'm gonna get better!
Irynia: This yogurt is so cute LOOK AT THE TINY STRAWBERRIES I'M SO HAPPY
...Calm your tits.
Irynia: So...uh...you ready for the babymaking yet?
Mortimer: I'm trying to read Gone with the Sims, here. I'm just going home now.
Irynia: CAN'T PERV ON ME, I GOT A MOSAIC!
It'll be one of the first mods. I'll make up for it.
Irynia: I don't mind. I'm a hottie.
I know.
So apparently the edges of neighborhoods are just "camera no go past thing" points.
I just assumed sims teleported between 'hoods...silly me expecting little of EA like they've come to deserve over the years.
Irynia: I need a kid. My biological clock is ticking. I'm gonna be wrinkly in 20 days.
...You're seriously going to age up that fast?
Irynia: Uh...yeah. Pay attention to lifespans.
It's not my fault I can only choose between short, normal, and long. If there's a customization I didn't see it.
You can have your cake...
....and eat it, too! :D
Irynia: I don't want to eat a cake. I want someone to eat me.
...TMI.
Wtf even?
Irynia: Morty doesn't want me. I've come to accept it. I still need a man, though, and there aren't any other attractive ones around.
TO THE GALLERY!
I decided to DL the most downloaded male of all time before I got to the page, just to make it even and un-cheaty.
This is okay, right? I didn't make him or modify him at all, so it should be totally rule-following.
Either way, those downloads were worth it. He's a hawtie.
I don't know why I didn't think about a traits picture. They're lazy, creative, and bro, I think, going off the gallery pic.
Wow, Iryn, you haven't even seen the guy yet.
Irynia: I don't care. I trust the downloady peoples.
...
Watcha think?
Irynia: ...Hmm...
Irynia: He's fucking hot, that's what I think.
And they're freaking cute.
Irynia: Hey now, you gotta treat the lady before you can snuggle the lady.
David: Uh...We have the same household funds. Aka §5. I can buy you a pack of gum and that's it.
Irynia: Hmmph.
David: Okay, buddy, we're gonna ROCK THIS AND GET THAT HO.
Irynia: I'm gettin me some dick.
What in the flying fack is wrong with your hair?
Put that cup next to the hair in the last picture please.
The dancing moves are so bad.
And that chick's boobs are so saggy.
Alex: I feel like a bored housewife. If I had a TV I'd watch soap opera right now.
Alex: But I'm the only one with a job here, so I get to actually contribute.
Alex: Instead of being a pixel ogle toy.
For now.
;3
Alex: *dying whale noise*
It must make you feel crazy manly to lay in a pastel pink bed.
David: Shut up. I'm sleeping.
David: God, tablets suck. Why does this exist but laptops don't?
Because EA went full if-it-isn't-the-cool-mainstream-thing-we-don't-want-it-in-TS4, and tablets are apparently more in than lappies.
(I feel like a hipster saying that. Sorry, I like useful things. Tablets are not more useful than a computer.)
You can't have an old flame when you didn't exist between age 14 and 25.
Irynia: You don't know what I did when between 0 and 13...
...
My first chance card and I didn't tank it! \o/
Having no repairman NPC sucks.
Alex: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII You're sexy.
Don: Hiiiii thanks?
Alex: Like, really sexy.
Don: Oooo why thank you. ;3
Baldie: What is this? I see a hot guy.
Alex: ...I found my soulmate. I didn't expect him to be bald, but he's even hotter than this Don dude.