The Clox Legacy 6.4
MOAR RUSHED POSTS
our Dog
Why is that capitalized?
It's like people who capitalize random words on Facebook for no reason.
Vela: But...but I want a puppy. :c
How about a kitty? You can have a kitty.
Vela: :D
LASER RHYTHM-A-CON IS SRS BZNZ
Okay, your little husband heartfarts are cute and all but I need you to go adopt a cat now.
Can you guess which one I picked?
Can you?
Can you?
[hint]
Meet Shadow. He's a q-t.
Shadow: ... You're a really big celery stick.
Shadow: I'M GROWING! IS THIS PUBERTY?
Aaaaand you know exactly where this pervert's looking.
SO CUTE
Look who has an outline.
What is this, TS4?
(That's gonna drive me insane in TS4 until I learn to ignore it btw)
Look who has a ... I don't have anything clever just go shower you smelly fuck.
Hydrus: I wouldn't be a smelly fuck. Silla can't even be on the same floor as me a day after showering. No fucking's going on now.
LOOK WHO'S ALL SPIFFED UP AND READY FOR WO -
...or not.
What's got your panties in a bunch?
Drusilla: First off, it's a lacy feminine boyshorts set, not panties.
Drusilla: Secondly, she brought her half-breed scum into my bubble.
You realize technically your daughter's half-vampire, right?
Drusilla: That's not how genetics work in this universe. Go away. And take the broccoli with you.
Are you a kitten or a skunk?
Shadow: Neither. I'm a beautiful gymnastics star.
... Okay. But I'm pretty sure all cats are gymnastics stars.
Shadow: Don't kill my tiny dreams!
Why in the world are you in the middle of a bar knowing you could go into labor at any moment
what is there to even do
you can't dance because you're the size of a beachball
you can't drink because you're pregnant
you can't find a one-night stand unless someone with a weird fetish happens to be sitting around
Pyxis: My masterpiece! ...
Pyxis: Buy my masterpiece or my world-class crime organization is coming for your family.
I...I'm not even going to bother.
If your O face is anything like that we all know why you're single.
Pyxis: WHO'S THE CUTEST LITTLE BALL OF FLUFFIFLUFFS EVER?!
Shadow: I am but if you pucker any harder your lips are gonna fall right off.
his
his way
Vela is on his way
WE GOT HERE TOO LATE
VELA YOU SLOW MONSTER
Vela: Can you be quiet? I'm having a panic attack over here I've never given vaccinations before. q.q
Vela: You should eat this. It'll max your assassination skill.
Pyxis: !!! THIS IS NEED. I will take control of Orbital and be the best...crime boss...ev....
Pyxis: ...er...
Pyxis: zzz
GUESS WHO GUNN AGE UP N STUFF
That's right. This cutie.
I don't know what this is but I know I need to do it.
I don't regret it one bit THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
Shadow: Why do I smell dog?
Alexius: FELINE NENEMY. MUSS' CWUSH. ARAWRF.
/mildly interesting "food that actually looking appetizing instead of like cardboard"
Alexius: Dis not steak. Need steak.
Pyxis: You barely have teeth. I'm not feeding you steak.
Alexius: STEAK OR I EAT KITTEN
Shadow: ...Fuck.
Drusilla: My arch...nemesis....lives amongst us...
Oh come on. It's a werewolf that can barely walk. Don't go all cliche on us.
Drusilla: ... I've been a cliche since the second you named me Drusilla.
It doesn't look like I'm ever going to get the other two, so here's the ones I did achieve.
\o/
Why can you heckle toddlers?
It just seems...wrong.
Shadow, on the other hand, is very adorable and stuff.
Irynia toddler'd up.
For some reason, despite having 0% alien DNA, she had pitch black eyes, though. So no agey uppy picture yet.
BOTTOMLESS PITS OF DOOM. LOOK AT THEM.
Irynia: Yu thought it was coot on daddy and aunties...
It's not cute on normal sims. Now please re-render.
Mensa: Who's the most adorable litt -
Shadow: Look, I know I'm cute. Please leave me alone. I'm plotting world domination.
Shadow: Starting with that mountain.
Not even the cat is safe from my pooping pictures.
Nor are the toddlers, but it's less obvious that they're doing it.
Alexius: You have a pwesent waiting, mommy
I swear vampires have to eat/drink every few hours.
I gave up and just loaded Silla with plasma fruit after a week.
How to pointless pictures as pointless as possible: a pointless guide
Shadow: I appreciate the attention but you didn't need to impale your ankle to give it to me.
Lyra: Nonono you don't understand. Aerosim are the GODS of simrock.
Pyxis: Did somebody say Simrock?
Lyra: No. I'm talking about music. Not geeky games.
I got really excited that this might've been a toddler werewolf easter egg but
It was just Mensa being a fuck up.
Is that....her hair in his mouth?
D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Hydrus: Shhhhh...I'm trying to have a moment.
Here's Irynia's late agey-uppy picture! \o/
I saw a creatively pervy picture opportunity and I took it.
Sometimes? At least to get into medical school you need an IQ.
Hydrus: Your son is directly above you wanting to see his father.
Connor: Don't care, gotta beat this game.
Hydrus: You and Pyxis really are perfect for each other.
SHE CROSSED HER LEGS
IT'S SO PRETTY
AND CUTE AND
I don't remember if they did this before I didn't notice until I saw her do it, okay?
Irynia: THIS IS TERRIFYING PUT ME DOW -
Irynia: NO DON'T LET ME GO
Irynia: MOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOP THAT
Alexius: Are you weady to be cuted to deaf?
/deaf
Irynia: Uh...what's a really simple, modern word? I know! YOLO!
Don't you dare teach her that word.
Irynia: yowo
Fuck.
Shadow: This weird-ass is filling my food bowl with cheap cat food when it was already full of gourmet food. He just destroyed the beautiful fishy flavor.
Alexius: Yolo!
Pyxis: I'm going to tie you upside-down from those bars if you say that again.
Mensa: ABRACA-CLEANTHEFUCKUPHOUSE
Pyxis: Ahhh...No kid to worry about.
...What did you do to him
Pyxis: He said yolo again. I put him in the stasis pod until he learns his lesson.
Shadow: She dripped on me. She needs to die.
Cute in-sync mummas aww yis.