The Clox Legacy 6.3
Like why is this a thing
If I wanted to long-distance move my sims literally the second I unpaused a BRAND NEW SAVE for the first time, I'd have, oh, I dunno....
Started the save in another world?
Someone's grumpy. Don't worry, I'll fix the elevators and you can go inside and out of the sun.
Drusilla: It's not the sun. It's the son. Hydrus is doting on Pyxis's kid instead of making one with me.
Hydrus: I told you, we're engineering one in the future so that it has Clox blue hair. I'm feeling sentimental.
Pyxis: Yeah, yeah, future bullshit. I know all this, just let me in.
Time to get another legacy statue.
Yeah, well, from the looks of it, all you have to do is tilt your head up and open your mouth.
That's what Hydrus thinks, anyways.
Hydrus: I don't think it, I'm just trying to convince people of it.
...
NIGHTMARES.
Hydrus: THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING
Melody: Okay, calm down, Chicken Little.
Hydrus: NO IT'S REALLY FALLING LOOK EVERYTHING DISAPPEARED!
That was just tab mode again. Because apparently I'm no longer on the lot due to moving half an inch.
Hydrus: Shut up I'm trying to get you shit to be proud of, okay?
Hydrus: THE SKY IS FALL -
Mensa: Yo, just because there's stars on the ceiling doesn't mean anything's falling.
Pyxis: God this is horrifying to watch.
Hydrus: The environment sucks. *throws trash glob*
Lyra: Uh...You're the only thing in the mile vicinity that smells like dog shit. Speak for yourself.
I've never seen a dystopian future. LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE.
Nyoooooooom
...
It looks like they just darkened everything and put crappy stock overlays on all of it.
Emit: Welcome to the future, I'll give you a tou -
Drusilla: Thanks, but if you could just direct me to the baby factory that would be great.
...Play in..a pile of trash...
....that's full of future dog poop...
...future scrap metal...
...possible future human poop...
...and people who DIED IMAPLING THEMSELVES ON THAT METAL AS THEY FACEPLANTED IN POOP.
That looks terrifying.
Pyxis: That looks exciting. I'm gonna jump in it.
Luckily a lady cut her off and jumped in first and presumably died so I cancelled the living shit out of that interaction.
BYE PLUMBOT NOBODY CARED ABOUT
Plumbot: Bye torturer. And bitch.
Mensa: HEY! D:
Wow so creative ohemgee
Pyxis: Do you hear that?
Vela: The woman from earlier screaming or Mensa's impending eye loss?
HALLO OTHER GEN 7 BEBBEH
She cute. I think.
All babies look the same. Whatever.
Hydrus: I'm not sure how to interact with it. It doesn't seem to understand me trying to teach it calculus.
Pyxis: People are gonna love this. It's awesome.
Pyxis: I can fart sparkles. :3
Hydrus: That was just the scann -
Pyxis: Sparkle farts. :3
...
You can't throw Dew on a non-human lifestate.
gg, EA, gg.
A temporary un-alienification later and Hydrus is...
...
...the manliest shade there is.
Hydrus: Hello there! Are you ready to learn calculus yet? You've had an entire four hours to mature.
Hydrus: No? ...*Sigh* I guess we'll play airplane, then.
Hydrus: <3333333333
Drusilla: That's cute but you're going to be dead in a few decades and I'm still going to be smoking hot.
Hydrus: You just...killed the moment.
Look at the cute little hospital noob in her noob scrubs <3
The mannequin is so sassy.
D'aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww they're so cu -
STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO HURT HER WTF
POOL PARTY
Pyxis: It's all a ruse. They're going to equip my masterpiece outfit and I'm going to be a legend.
...Okay. Mostly this was just to dew them but that works too.
Awww look at the little music nub in her -
Gdi couldn't you have at least removed the fishnets that looks awful.
Melody: The sky isn't falling but I am, apparently.
Melody: HEY ALL I DID WAS SAY YOUR GREEN SKIN WAS COOL NOT THAT I WANTED TO BE GREEN
Aww yiss motha fuckin' rainbow people.
\o/
If I had known it would result in a cute check picture I wouldn't have had her in the stadium at 7/7:30/whenever it is.
Red lady: Awww yiss I'm sexy as fuck
I don't know how those shoes stay on.
TWO DOWN, THREE TO GO!
Pyxis: Nobody else put on my dress so I need you guys to. I need this, guys.
CLONES.
God she's so adorable I can't stand it.
Pyxis: Why aren't I famous now? What went wrong?
Vela: C...Can I take this off now? This is really awkward...
LOOK AT THIS CUTIE
THREE DOWN, TWO TO GO!