The Clox Legacy 4.3
Okay.
I haven't touched TS2 in like two years.
Why do I still type this instead of hideheadlineeffects ;-;
It's been a long time since I posted a needless makeout shot.
Merry notbirthday. Or birthday, if it is.
Plopped in the future items they brought home. \o/
...Apparently it really dislikes elders.
Dew: Listen here, stupid food synthesizer, I'm the only one allowed to jizz on my wife. You cut that shit out.
...Hilda, you're supposed to clean things up, not throw trash on the kitchen floor.
Hilda: I was distracted by the godawful floodfill ceiling over the cars.
...
I'll fix this. Someday.
Does EA even know what food's supposed to look like?
What is this?
It looks like weeds and oatmeal? With sour cream on top?
GET THE OLD LADY AWAY FROM QVC -RIGHT NOW-
Jupiter: But did you SEE that kitchen set? It was perfect!
You're a sim. Pans don't exist until you pull them out of a magic cabinet that didn't actually have pans in it.
...You're getting worse at being secretive. Your wife is ten feet away. On the other side of a full-wall window.
Jumba: I simply invited her over! She is the harlot who walked up and planted a kiss on me!
Jumba: What is this?
Jumba: Two heartbeats!
IT'S A TIMELORD!
Jumba: Pardon?
<.< Nothing. Carry on.
You're supposed to stand still when someone's trying to paint a portrait of you.
Not burst into song.
Luria: Pardon me, do you have §500,000? No? Then do not tell me what to do. I am not your puppet.
Wow, touchy.
Cristal: I have no idea why this lady with weird hair is on my lot, but she keeps staring at me maliciously. I'm scared. I think she's a witch. Send help.
Cristal: Pfft, amateurs.
CRISTAL COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OBLIVIOUS
I AM OVER HERE TRYING TO START DRAMA
AND YOU JUST LAY THERE
Cristal: *snore*
...Skeletons can swim?
Hilda: Not really, it's just an enjoyable way to keep my bones pearly white. Chlorine, you know.
I haven't provided enough elder cuteness. Have some elder cuteness!
Luria: I am not sorry to interrupt your degenerate pervations, but I am in labor and would like assistance. I do not enjoy standing next to this uncomfortably modern car.
Obligatory pretty hospital picture.
Now, back to cute elder stuff.
Jumba: Why did I let this woman name my children?
Luria: Do not drop such accusations on me. I did not pick those atrocious names, either.
Jumba: Wait...I need....those children. Halt!
Jumba: I just came to the realization that there's three of those things. Oh no. This is going to be immensely unpleasant.
Luria: But look how very squishy and sweet they are!
Jumba: You...are correct! Why, they're magnificent!
Who the fuck
(ALSO NRAAS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS NOT HAPPEN)
Oh. Sup Cristal.
Bebbeh stuffs \o/
Cristal: *Sims 1 mode activate*
Celebratory pizza!
Jupiter: #floatingpizza #Igotthemagictouch
...
Jupiter: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT MY GRANDCHILD IN THIS PERFECTLY ACCESSIBLE CRIB WHEN I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T ACCESS IT
...
Jupiter: #fuckemptyspaceblockingmypath
Hey look an aurora!
Did you know Hilda toddles around standing over the cribs when she has nothing to clean?
Because she does.
I'm surprised these kids survived babyhood.
New lighting mod (Of course still LTEBW because amazingness)
...But you...were born yesterday WTF
I didn't fuck anything up
Game why q.q
Jumba: Look at this adorable creature! He's so handsome, and has the family hair color!
Since when do you coo over babies so much?
Jumba: Since I had three of the wondrous beasts!
;-;
Nala: *freezes mid-jump for several hours before being noticed*
Hilda: Too many babies. Cannot handle.
At least you have the decency not to lick your privates in the middle of the living room.
Nala: I am a lady.
Creeper gnome: D'aw. :(
...All of the adults kept glitching and I felt like maybe a town reset would fix it...
No.
I broke it.
Nala, you must raise these children now.
May the force be with you.
Cristal: Hi!
...hello?
Cristal: You're paying attention to me!
...Don't I pay too much attention to you?
Cristal: No. You've been ignoring me this update. You're a horrible SimGod.
Pffsht, like you've ever had another.
For "super high definition" you really can't make anything out on a holographic screen.
I hope these never exist.
Dew: It's refreshing to see my uptight son engage in normal person activities. Like video games.
Cristal: I'M ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS BITCH WATCH OUT
Jumba: NO YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT
Dew: It's nice being elderly and half-deaf.
Clox crew: *drives car from 500 years in the future around and nobody asks questions*
Cristal: I just wanted to let you know, I'm not getting a beer belly, I'm pregnant.
Jumba: Oh yay! Wait....oh no. Three is already so very much. Why? q.q
Jumba: If I throw this rock far enough, I can strike my sister in the back of her colossal head.
Sup Lilo
(You really do have a big head)
Lilo: Thanks, the girls love it.
...I'm the one who's supposed to make bad jokes here go away. D:
*pointless gif*
Cristal: I love the ocean.
You're a mermaid. Why aren't you in it?
Cristal: Fetuses are dead weight don'tchaknow
Jupiter: *gazes longinly at boat*
Why aren't you on the boat?
Jupiter: Because Cristal is demonspawn.
...
YOU DON'T EVEN DISLIKE HER THAT MUCH WTF
Jupiter: Demonspawn.
This is my favorite sims picture ever okay.
Welcome to "six sims trying to enter the diner at the same time" hell!