The Clox Legacy 3.6
Annoying university mascot says "GOD IS BACK, KIDS!"
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And you're gone. *kicks off world*
There we go, awkwardly close close-ups complete.
Now, onwards to -
Dewilo: COMMENCING STAGE ONE MERGING.
...WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE
Who's a cute kitty kitty?
Nala's a cute kitty kitty.
This is Earth's son.
As you can see, she isn't very good at producing attractive children.
Okay she is sort of but shush
How does it feel to be old and non-midlife-crisis-y, Dewbro?
Dew: Don't call me Dewbro. I am a GROWN MAN DAMMIT.
...
Dew: GET OFF MY LAWN.
I'm not on your -
Dew: FACK OFF.
Aw, aren't you a cute da -
Stitch: But...it's my birthday... :c
Dew: Tomorrow is Jumba's!
Stitch: But. :c
If you wanted to make a Spore creature you could have just bought the game, Jupe.
Jupiter: ...Spore? THEY'RE STEALING MY PAINTING IDEAS? MUST. SUE.
Dayum Bonehilda ain't you smexy in dat red dre -
WAIT
HOLY SHIT
SHE'S WEARING A GARTER
BONEHILDA YOU KINKY GIRL
God dammit I get rid of one midlife crisis and acquire another.
NO.
That is your brother.
Fawn over deer all you like but NOT YOUR BROTHER.
(Hehe. Fawn.)
Venus: Megaderp activated.
Saturn is looking spiffy as usual.
...Nevermind.
Performer: LICK. MAH. BAWLZ, SKY.
Magic mirror: DAMN GIRL
Bonehilda: ...
Magic mirror: YOU GOT ONE SEXY FIGURE GET OVER HERE
Bonhilda x Magic Mirror = now canon kthxbai
Jupiter, you need to shower more. I get the whole artist stereotype about being smelly and style-less but STAHP YOU HAVE TWO SHOWERS AND A TUB.
Jupiter: IT'S NOT ME, IT'S THE KIDS' CLOTHES.
Oh. Carry on.
Jupiter: And stop needlessly stereotyping!
Stitch: Hi. I'm sexy.
These sparkles are here to celebrate the fact that there are no blue-haired children this generation YISSSS.
This picture is to celebrate the fact that I achieved a party that WASN'T legendary or a flop.
Every time Stitch passes through a room Hilda's in he goes apeshit and runs away.
Nobody else does.
Stitch I hate you.
The werewolf paparazzi man elder'd and stopped paparazzi'ing.
The new postman is a werewolf.
He has some feminine ass fingers and he's into goth nail painting.
Jumba: The name's Clox. Jumba Clox. *Adjusts bowtie*
Is....that a tuxedo?
Jumba: One must be dressed for the most extravagant occasions at all times, madam.
...Okay.
Ah, the scent of decaying leaves in the morning.
Jupiter, what the shit is with the face?
...Better yet, what the shit is with the outfit?
Jupiter: This is the outfit that was randomly selected for my career when I aged up.
...But you're a "Snooty Surveyor" in the Art Appraisal branch. And you're wearing a jersey. And pink short shorts. And ugly glasses.
Jupiter: So?
...
WINTER IS COMI -
Oh wait.
WINTER HAS COME!
SUPAAAAAAAH KITTY!
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
TS3 do you really have to cramp my creativity with glitchy object placement and - oh god I just realized Dew's in his sleepwear for Stitch's.
FACK.
Is that supposed to be a smile because you're seriously failing at it.
...WHAT
FUCK
And from the snow burst forth....
SNOW PONY!
Horse: FUCK YOU I'M A HORSE AND I DID NOT BURST FORTH FROM SNOW I BURST FORTH FROM A HORSE VAGINA.
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Don't get technical with me.